#PhilosophyHumor

GrabbseLogosbizde
2025-12-06

"I think, therefore I am. But I overthink, therefore I have anxiety. Descartes forgot to calculate this part of the equation."

GrabbseLogosbizde
2025-12-06

If Socrates used a mastodon
"The only thing I know is that no matter which 'instance' I am on, I know nothing.
I asked the local admin 'Is decentralization a virtue?', and they banned me from the channel. Instead of hemlock, they just give me 'Server Error 500' now."

GrabbseLogosbizde
2025-12-06

Socrates said 'Know thyself.' I tried; turns out I'm just an indecisive organism that craves carbs and sleep. Maybe ignorance was bliss.

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-06-10

📚🤔 Ah, the audacity to declare that Plato, millennia-dead philosopher, was just winging it! This article is a masterclass in rewriting history with the confidence of a Twitter troll. Truly, a groundbreaking revelation that will rock the very foundations of... absolutely nothing. 😂📜
prospectmagazine.co.uk/opinion

Ask Voltaire the FlaaffyVoltaire@donphan.social
2023-05-06

I bleat, therefore, I ram.

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