#ParentingHumor

RhiannonRhiannonV
2025-12-21

Daughter (6, sounds annoyed): "Mum! N is whispering 'poo' to me!"
Me (trying not to smile): "N, that's not funny, at least whisper something Christmassy"
N (4, whispers (but not really because i heard it from another room)): "Christmas Poo!".

I laughed, daughter laughed, N laughed (obviously) - I suppose he did follow the instructions 😆 touché.

RhiannonRhiannonV
2025-12-18

"Wait Mummy! I have a surprise for you!"
"Oh? What is it?"
"Hang on... it's in my sock..."
Daughter takes her socks off and hands me a whole handful of colourful beads. I now know why she was limping home.
"...did you steal these from school?"
"No! They're from the craft corner at school... we're allowed to take them!"
"Really? Then why are they hidden in your socks?"
"So the teacher doesn't see them! 😈"

Anyone else raising kleptomaniacs, or is it just me? 😮‍💨

Sharing the best of humanity with the world, one story at a time.upworthy.com@web.brid.gy
2025-12-12

Dad shares the hilarious conversations he has with 5-year-old daughter and folks are cracking up

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SpringGnollspringgnoll
2025-11-29
War and Peas – Funny Comics – Funny Webcomicwarandpeas.com@web.brid.gy
2025-11-23
Sharing the best of humanity with the world, one story at a time.upworthy.com@web.brid.gy
2025-10-24

15 hilarious parenting comics that are almost too real

fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.upwo

TechnoTenshi :verified_trans: :Fire_Lesbian:technotenshi@infosec.exchange
2025-10-24

(playing and hugging my child)

Child: Wait, your boob is choking me! It’s pressing against my throat!

Me: Ok, that was weirdly affirming.

#TransMom #TransParenting #AffirmingMoments #ParentingHumor

These Can't Be My Kidsthesecantbemykids
2025-09-19

Because somehow they still bring bags home (unless they live there)… like you’re the laundromat. Comment with your funniest laundry surprise.

Faiz Bashirfaizbashir14h
2025-08-11
Sir Thomas Goodwin, M.S.tgoodwin
2025-08-06

I just published The Dark Truth About Child Sleep That No One Tells You. Your kid treats sleep like a personal vendetta? Welcome to the club of zombie parents who’ve tried cry-it-out cults, midnight interpretive dance, and negotiating with tiny dictators. Spoiler: coffee helps. Dark humor & real survival tips inside.

medium.com/@coaching_13901/the

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Sir Thomas Goodwin, M.S.tgoodwin
2025-07-28

Discover why your teen's "crazy" behavior might actually be good news. A witty, practical guide to surviving adolescence without losing your mind (or theirs).

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medium.com/@coaching_13901/why

A photojournalistic style image showing a parent and teenager sitting on opposite ends of a couch, both looking at their phones, with a messy living room in the background. The lighting is natural, coming through a nearby window, capturing a candid moment that represents the emotional distance yet physical closeness of modern parent-teen relationships. The image should have a slightly grainy, authentic feel, as if captured by a documentary photographer.
BabyYumYumBabyYumYum
2025-07-15
Just your daily drive with a toddler. 🚗🧃🧸 #BabyYumYum #BYY #ParentLife #ToddlerTornado #CarChaos #ParentingHumor #MomTruths #RealParenting #OnTheGoLife
Sir Thomas Goodwin, M.S.tgoodwin
2025-07-07

Stop the correction cycle that's driving you and your kids crazy. Learn why constant fixing backfires and discover practical strategies that actually work - with humor and sanity intact.

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medium.com/@coaching_13901/the

A woman kneels on the kitchen floor, gesturing passionately as she speaks to a child, suggesting a serious or emotional conversation. A young boy stands barefoot in the background with his arms crossed and a tense expression, while a small dog nearby sniffs the floor. Toys are scattered across the floor, and another child in a red shirt is partially visible in the foreground, slightly out of focus. Sunlight streams through the window, casting a warm glow across the scene. The kitchen appears cluttered and lived-in.
BabyYumYumBabyYumYum
2025-07-01
Socks are either mismatched or missing, there is no in-between. 🧦😆 #BabyYumYum #BYY #MomLife #ParentingHumor #MomQuotes #RelatableParenting #SockHuntChronicles #MomTruths #LifeWithKids #DailyStruggles

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