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BrianProsybris
2026-02-27

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Panel 1: Dog says "Whom do you server?" Panel 2: Dog with white colored hand impression on head (similar to the White Hand of Saruman from LOTR)
BrianProsybris
2026-02-26

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Sign says: "Old Orchard", but the spacing makes it look like it says "Old Orc hard". Comment #1: "Old Orc lucky. Some old orc not get hard. Must take blue potion." Comment #2: "If hard lasting more than 4 hours, contact shaman. They be impressed as hell."
BrianProsybris
2026-02-26

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Warning: Spaghetti will make you dance (A warning sign which likely means that there are jellyfish in these waters, but the jellyfish look like noodles)
BrianProsybris
2026-02-24

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Sign says: "Milk it! Milk a cow $3. 2 People $5" (Captain says: "I'm not saying no, but I think I'd like to find out who the two people are first.")
Deadlinedeadline
2026-02-24

Just For Laughs Inks Distribution Deal For Comedy Special ‘One Night Out With Alan Cumming’

deadline.com/2026/02/one-night

BrianProsybris
2026-02-23

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"What William Shatner saw" (Picture of Shatner in the Blue Origin space ship shocked at what he sees outside. Outside, Spock is there)
BrianProsybris
2026-02-21

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DM: So what's your backstory? Me: My owner didn't come back from work so I'm going to find him. (Adventurer is a dog in adventuring gear)
BrianProsybris
2026-02-18

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What if I need to do both? Do I have to switch from one to the other? (Public bathrooms labelled "1" and "2").
BrianProsybris
2026-02-14

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Looks like someone got lucky last night. (Picture of a praying mantis body with no head)
BrianProsybris
2026-02-11

😉

"One does not simply waka waka into Mordor." (Fozzie Bear in LOTR)
BrianProsybris
2026-02-09

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Needless to say, this erotic dice game isn't going the way I thought it would. Dice 1: "Rub My" Dice 2: "Face" Dice 3: "On the Floor"
BrianProsybris
2026-02-04

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Kirk: "You were right, Mr. Spock. Tribbles are pretty tasty once you skin 'em and fry 'em up!" (Shatner and Nimoy eating while on a break during Star Trek filming)
BrianProsybris
2026-02-03

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My dog just got a haircut and now it looks like he gave up drinking and got his life together.
BrianProsybris
2026-01-31

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BREAKING: City deploys dragons for snow removal after 40-foot blizzard!
BrianProsybris
2026-01-29

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When you hit that crack in the sidewalk while shoveling. (Picture of a person tripping forward over a snow shovel)
BrianProsybris
2026-01-27

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Working in tech as of late: (Picture of two jars. One labelled "Swear Jar" is barely filled with coins. However, the "AI Mentioned in This meeting Jar" is filled to the top)
BrianProsybris
2026-01-22

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"Tonight's Forecast" (Picture of an AT-AT Walker on the highway)
BrianProsybris
2026-01-21

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Someone just realized that he's wearing a red shirt (Picture of Kirk, McCoy, and a red shirt. The red shirt has a shocked look on his face)
Radiosatelliteradiosatellite
2026-01-19

Videos gags : Just to laugh on youtube

radiosatellite.co/2026/01/19/v

VIDEOS FOR YOU JUST TO LAUGH
The Hollywood Reporterhollywoodreporter
2026-01-19

David Letterman to Return to Canada After 48-Year Break (Exclusive)

hollywoodreporter.com/news/gen

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