In #solidarity with poor, #dimwitted Alina Habba, I have decided to hereby #resign from my positions as U.S. Secretary of State, Vice President of the #USA, senator for the great State of Vermont, Congressman for the district of Idiot, TX, dogcatcher in Boise, Idaho, and designated shit sweeper for the unincorporated shithole of Mar-a-lago, FL.

I thank you for the opportunity to #serve in these roles.

#AlinaHabba #HowDoILawyer #HowDoILaw #HowDoesILawyer #HowDoesILaw #NotHowItWorks #USPol #CabinetSecretary #senator #congressman #dogcatcher