#GeekHumor

der.hanslufthans
2026-01-14

R2D4 - light damage or a droid's cousin?

der.hanslufthans
2026-01-06

O0OF, this week's gonna hit hard like a Monday morning MFA

der.hanslufthans
2026-01-01

4077 for MFA, guess 2026 is going to be a mess

Hopefully with hijinks and humor, but not so much meatball surgery

On the Fediverse we know we'll get plenty of cross-dressing in a variety of forms

Also protests against wars and inhumanity

der.hanslufthans
2025-12-12

H1N1 - Does my MFA have a virus?

der.hanslufthans
2025-12-09

PSEF, MFA is trying to see what I'm running

When you feel better enough that you're not sleeping all the time, you realize how grim it is to sit in bed for hours and hours. Up here in seclusion, I have progressively flattened every part of my butt! I think I've got 20-sided dice back there, I'm so faceted!! 🤣

#covid #geekHumor

photo of a snazzy black 20-sided die, with the numbers cut in with gold paint.
der.hanslufthans
2025-12-01

4LSD? MFA thinks this weeks is going to be a trip

der.hanslufthans
2025-11-28

16D6? Ouch! MFA's doing a lot of damage today!

Hoping for a natural 20

der.hanslufthans
2025-11-24

Is it bad when your week starts with 4LSD as MFA code?

Asking for a friend ...

der.hanslufthans
2025-11-20

Needed 4 random digits for my PIN, so chose left and right birds, right index and left pinky

Not much entropy, but didn't want to have to take shoes off for MFA

der.hanslufthans
2025-11-19

"ByTor" spelled just like it sounds if you're a Rush fan

"I play bass" she said

Some ISPs have good customer service :)

someguyonmastodonKosei@dmv.community
2025-11-19
A close-up photo of a hand holding a clear travel mug with a blue lid. The artwork inside the mug features a painting of a squirrel looking stoic while wearing a blue ribbon around its neck. The ribbon reads "SUPER SECRET" and holds a gold medal displaying the seal of the National Security Agency (NSA).
der.hanslufthans
2025-11-18

Needed 4 random characters for my PIN, so chose Samwise Gamgee, Rose Tyler, Zoë Boutin-Perry and Hawkeye Pierce

Had to replace Zoë with her mom Jane because the server couldn't handle umlauts

der.hanslufthans
2025-11-14

"100W", today's MFA moved back to incandescent from LAD lightbulbs

It could be an allegory about how wasteful computing resources have become

Or maybe it's just 4 random characters

der.hanslufthans
2025-11-10

23D6, ugh, multi-factor authentication is doing a lot of damage today

2025-11-10

Transport geek humor.

(192.168.2.28 is an IP address used within a private network, like a home or office.)

via Reddit u/aksnitd

#Sweden #GeekHumor #publictransport #bus #publictransit #SharedMobility #SustainableMobility #TrufiAssociation

A green Skånetrafiken bus with the digital display showing '192.168.2.28' instead of a route number. The caption reads: 'Look at that everyone, A LOCAL BUS!' The bus is a Scania model, and the number '24' is visible on the side.
N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-11-09

Ah, the classic tale of a tech bro transforming a bird-brained problem into a full-on geek fest! 🚀💻 Because nothing screams "simple solution" like a WiFi water gun and Python script to combat the terror of pigeon poop. Next step: AI-powered drone to mow the lawn. 🐦🔫
maxnagy.com/posts/pigeons/

der.hanslufthans
2025-10-29

AI mind meld: from my LLM to your LLM

2025-10-29

Try not to be the reason they needed to install mollyguard

A friendly reminder for no reason at all :)

#GeekHumor #sysadmin

John Carlsen 🇺🇸🇳🇱🇪🇺johnlogic@sfba.social
2025-10-27

~What do you do with a drunken Roomba?
~What do you do with a drunken Roomba?

It's a C shanty...

#GeekHumor

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