#DoctorMuck

2025-07-25

"Who are you?"

"I am Doctor Muck."

"I should have guessed."

"How so?"

"It is the way you dress... like a hyena vomited all over a floral carpet."

"Ew. Don't say that. Ew. Ew. Ew!"

"It reminds me of my childhood."

"What? You often had hyenas vomiting on floral carpets when you were a child?"

"Every bloody day!"

#muck #DoctorMuck #hyena #vomit #puke

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