A: Ketchup / catsup's sole raison d'ĂȘtre is to provide a socially-acceptable way for adults to add sugar to savoury foods.
B: No way! I just like the taste!
A: Ah, sorry. So you'll be switching to unsweetened ketchup, then?
B: ...
A: Ah.
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