#Derps

2026-02-25

SO PATHETIC... πŸ™„
THE ZOMBIFIED, MOUTH BREATHING, FASCIST CULT OF DROOL BUCKET DUMB, AMORAL, SLEAZEVANGELICAL, MAGA BRAIN DONORS WHO PROP UP THE STANK, ORANGE, WEEKEND AT BERNIE'S CORPSE THEY CALL A PRESIDENT. 😡







πŸ’‘s

2026-02-25

SO PATHETIC... πŸ™„
THE ZOMBIFIED, MOUTH BREATHING, FASCIST CULT OF DROOL BUCKET DUMB, AMORAL, SLEAZEVANGELICAL, MAGA BRAIN DONORS WHO PROP UP THE STANK, ORANGE, WEEKEND AT BERNIE'S CORPSE THEY CALL A PRESIDENT. 😡







πŸ’‘s

2025-12-19

YOU CAN LEAD A MAGA TO WATER...πŸ₯€
BUT, YOU CANNOT MAKE HIM DRINK.πŸ€ͺ







Rick Ballardrballard
2023-10-21

I’ve resisted horseposting until now because of vague embarrassment about tech compensation & income inequality, but… if Pumba keeps being this cute this could turn into a horsepics-only account πŸ˜…

A horse sticking out its tongue and raising one ear while getting a shower.
Shawn Kellyexthemius
2023-07-17

What happens whilst watching TV.

Shawn Kellyexthemius
2023-07-12

I know, unconventional, but the wife took this, I just can’t stop laughing.

David Michael Selfdmself@mstdn.social
2023-06-18

Once again, #lizards have gotten themselves trapped in a #bucket because they can't climb plastic, but do I get any thanks for saving them? Oh, no, of course not. They freak out like the scaly little spazes that they are.

I left the bucket on its side, so they can come and go as they please, but really: Get it together lizards!

#wildlife #lizards #herps (also #derps)

Two brown lizards at the bottom of a black plastic bin. Try as they might, they cannot climb the plastic walls.
*banned 4 MarkDown love*design_RG@qoto.org
2020-04-24

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