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good morning, enjoy a crime cat.

#TheCrimeCats say even if i'm in charge of everything, i'm just a wittle dumbdumb baby bwain. pwease be nice to me and give me whatevew i want and make sure my cwimes have no consequences.

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a tuxedo cat slowly pushes a cup of water towards the edge of a table and thinks "the smartest thing you can do is let people think you're stupid."

good morning, enjoy a crime cat.

#TheCrimeCats say unrelated but i have never had a boss or a landlord or an elected representative that i could not mercilessly beat in single combat.

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a cat with striped spots sits and thinks "i am so tired of living at the whim of psychotic, greedy assholes."

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#TheCrimeCats say a sword would do wonders for my mental health.

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a black and white cat wields a sword overhead and thinks "i'm not mentally ill, i'm just a bastard."

good morning, enjoy a crime cat.

#TheCrimeCats say praise Adephagia, praise Belphegor, may they all be consumed, and finally find peaceful utility fertilizing the plants in the fields.

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a rotund orange striped cat sits and thinks "feed me billionaires."

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#TheCrimeCats say my cursive is rusty but my cursing isn't. enjoy your three options under capitalism.

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a black and white cat sticks its tongue out and thinks, in cursive: "Cry, Claw, Consume."

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#TheCrimeCats say get in, loser, we're avenging crimes against nature.

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an orange cat sits next to a guillotine, holding the blade release cord and thinks "guillotines now."

good morning, enjoy a crime cat.

#TheCrimeCats are having a mild existential freakout but i'm sure buying some nasty snack or stupid game will placate me.

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a black and white cat stares at a phone slackjawed, tongue waggling, with a bandaid across its head. on the wall is framed letter art reading "claw cry consume" with a dollar sign. there is a table with a tv on it which reads "ignore the evidence of your eyes and buy!" with a smiley face. in front of the table is a crushed beer can and a bag of cheese snacks. the cat thinks "at least i get to buy things before the government decides to kill me."

good morning, enjoy a crime cat.

#TheCrimeCats say you'll never learn to carve ice sculptures or throw cards either.

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a black and white cat sits and thinks "i hope you get stuck in a time loop and shit your pants every day 8000 years."

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#TheCrimeCats say Butlerian Jihad Now.

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a cat with brown and orange spots sits next to a laptop and thinks "artificial intelligence can't be bored, depressed, or horny, and so cannot ever make real art." the laptop reads "consume bullshit".

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#TheCrimeCats say i farted so loud yesterday while shitting that it made my ears ring. it made me think of harnessing the sonic and olfactory power for a new self defense technique.

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