Bonus #Joke
A hungry traveler stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchen where a brother is frying chips. "Are you the friar?" he asks.
The brother replies, "No, I'm the chip monk."
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Bonus #MardiGras #Joke
Q: Why do Catholics always run marathons the day after Mardi Gras?
A: Because that's when they fast.
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Bonus #MardiGras #Jokes
Q: What do you call gumbo that doesn't turn out quite right?
A: Meaty okra.
Q: Why should you always order a burger in the oldest neighborhood in New Orleans?
A: Because they serve the best French Quarter pounders.
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Tomorrow I’m dropping a *biblical* love song for Valentine’s weekend. ❤️😂
It’s genuinely heartfelt…
and also I had to deal with Song of Songs saying things like:
“I love you from the bottom of my bowels…”
Which, in modern English, sounds like: “Babe… I ate some gas station sushi...”
So yes—this track is both:
✅ sweet
✅ ridiculous
Because Scripture can be both.
Full song drops Friday.
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Two Brazilian nuns go viral for beatboxing and dancing live on TV http://newsfeed.facilit8.network/TL1wZg #ViralVideo #BeatboxingNuns #DanceChallenge #CatholicHumor #FeelGoodContent
Weird day yesterday. Some guy with a thick Italian accent called and asked if I would accept something or other. I said no, and he yelled “black smoke!” I have no idea what that was all about.
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