#CPUnecromancy

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2025-10-15

🎩✨ Behold, the wizardry of CPU necromancy: "value speculation"! 🧙‍♂️💡 Just a sprinkle of guesswork and, poof, your L1 cache woes vanish—right? Because who doesn't love a good ol' game of CPU charades? 😏🔮
mazzo.li/posts/value-speculati -speculation

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