#BatSignal

2026-01-09

🚨🦇 Bat friends of the Fedi! Help me help the sky puppies plz!

Are you in the US (and some parts of Canada) and occasionally available to drive an injured bat from the person who found it to the local rehabber who can help it? Especially if you are in central Florida where I am, please reach out to me here, or via Signal!

We constantly get calls for bat help from folx who are just a little too far away for me to get to myself, and the finder isn’t always in a position to drive themselves. Volunteer transporters often make the lifesaving difference for our bats in need. We even set up relays where the trip can be broken up if you can’t drive the full distance. And Bat World Sanctuary reimburses fuel mileage!!!

Please don’t hesitate to ask questions if you’re curious, I’m happy to go into special interest mode, LOL.

This is a no-contact situation; you pick up a bat that’s already in a box and drive it to the rehabber who contacted you. It’s super low pressure. If you’re not available they just go to the next volunteer on the list. No biggie.

Floridians: if you do sign up, please ping me directly so I know to look for you! 🖤 The registration to be a transporter in the US is a googledoc managed by Bat World Sanctuary:
#Bats #BatSignal #BatsInMyBelfry
forms.gle/yPTYPey5nCyYWwsS9

2025-12-10

Oh wow, so Vanhoef passive randomization defeats randomized MAC address frames in ~96% of Android phones? And throw in a previously unknown flaw in the way wireless chipsets handle low-level control frames on 100% of the devices these researchers tested allowing them to subsequently track the aforementioned hardware. This paper seems to be a bit old now. Does anybody know of any more up to date research on MAC randomization in the wild? #infosec #networking #security #batsignal

researchgate.net/publication/3

2025-10-22

has anyone seen my copy of the antifa order of battle?

i think i left it on the train.

can I copy yours? I don't want to look stupid at the big meeting

#Antifa #DeepSekrit #BatSignal

Jenkins. Tom Jenkins. 🤮🤢🤮ewos1986@norden.social
2025-10-09

@derpostillon so verdient. „The art of the Deal“ stellt #Bibel und #Kapital und die letzte #Hustler‘s-Ausgabe zusammen in den Schatten! Ein schier übermenschliches Ergebnis!

Apropos „übermenschlich“: schlage Einrichtung eines speziellen Signals, ähnlich dem #BatSignal vor, halte mich allerdings nicht für berufen, die Bezeichnung zu benennen.

So könnte der orangene Übermensch jederzeit gerufen werden wenn das #Universum mal wieder in Gefahr ist. Was es, durch ihn, bekanntlich ständig ist…

2025-08-20
2025-07-09

Bonus #DadJoke :
Q: Why does #Superman only tell jokes while he's running?
A: Because he's an action comic.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Krypto #DCcomics #Superheroes #SupermanFilm #ComicBooks #Superman2025Film #DCU #DavidCorenswet #JamesGunn #DadJokes #Batman #Batsignal #GothamCity

Meme showing Batman standing next to a large light projector and staring at it. But instead of the usual Batman logo on the lamp (for making the Bat-Signal), there is an "S" logo from Superman's costume. 

Meme text reads, 
"OWNED! 
Clark... You asshole."
Johanna, CanCon varietyjohannab@cosocial.ca
2025-06-11
2025-06-10

Just got home from a long volunteer day with multiple bat rescue transports adding up to 175 miles.

–One Northern Yellow Bat with her three pups.
–One orphaned baby Evening Bat.
–One orphaned baby Seminole Bat.

Here’s your semi-regular reminder:

Be careful when trimming trees and palms, several of our SE bat species roost in dry palm fronds or spanish moss.

A picture of the mama, with the usual disclaimer: she is being handled by a licensed and vaccinated professional. Do not try this at home 😉

#BatSignal

An adult northern yellow bat with three babies tucked under her just out of view. She is swaddled in a fleece cloth that has a lemony pattern. The bat has a light brown lionish mane of fur all around her sweetie face.
2025-06-07

Another #BatSignal came in tonight! Picked up two baby northern yellow bats that had been knocked from palm tree during trimming. 😭
Thankful that they alerted the homeowner right away and they reached out for help, especially because we don’t have many of these friendos in our part of the state (although they’re very common in other areas).

Blurry picture, but here are the cute twinsies posing for #BatsInBlankets

Usual disclaimer: these bats are being handled by a vaccinated and trained specialist in this picture. Do not directly handle any bats yourself.

Blurry picture of two northern yellow bat babies swaddled in a cozy blue and yellow fleece cloth held by a specialist rehabber. The bats are a light yellowy brown and very fuzzy.
Steve Gisselbrechtstevegis_ssg@mas.to
2025-06-06

WAIT WAIT HOW DOES WHISPERING WORK IN TONAL LANGUAGES???

#Linguistics #BatSignal

2025-05-10
Gay CurmudgeonHermitsDaily
2025-05-08

My most recent oil painting--A Bat Door, leading to, where else? A Bat Room!

2025-04-09

Holy Headaches, Batman!

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Batman #Superman #DCcomics #BatSignal #Pranks #Superheroes

Four panel comic with Batman seated in a chair. Behind him is a window with the Bat-Signal shining. 

Panel one: Batman looks up from a book and back at the window, startled to see the Bat-Signal glowing. 

Panel two: Batman leaps towards the window.

Panel three: Batman "Thuds" against the window, unable to break through the glass.

Panel four: Superman is floating behind Batman with another hero. They are laughing uproarisously at Batman, who is now lying on the floor. The window is now revealed to be a paper poster, and the top of the window is rolling down, like paper coming unglued from the wall.
Loving fatherdiaryformybeloved
2025-03-03

When a daughter calls, a father answers.

When a daughter fears, a father protects.

When a daughter needs a friend, a father listens.

An illustration of Batman looking at the bat-signal in the sky with the word 'Daddy' inside.
2025-01-01

@MatthewTitus88 We need our researchist! #BatSignal #iLikeToWatch

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