You know venture capitalists are browsing this hashtag for ideas.
On that note: an AI program that maximizes the efficiency of greedy profiteers %&!$ing off into the sun’s core.
#ApocalypticAIenhancedItems
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AI nanobots that convert food directly into fat storage keeping you hungry so that you can achieve obesity faster
AI rubber duck programmed to continually ask you new questions to problems preventing action
The Orb from Sleeper
The fully automated kitchen from "Brazil"
AI shoes that let you dance on the wall and ceiling like Fred Astaire
Roomba programmed to eliminate mess, and the causes of mess.
AI-designed fisson chips - Silicon with its own power supply!
Germini
Notepad+++ ?
DeepSeek Impact
No word of a lie, my sister brought round a cake for my mum that she made from a recipe from ChatGPT yesterday. It was certainly a thing that looked like a cake and tasted a little bit like dried cement. 🤢 #ApocalypticAIEnhancedItems #HashtagGames
Jean Claude van Dammed
Soylent Grok
AI dynamic pricing hacked to disregard shareholder expectations and charge the lowest price that will keep the company solvent; while diverting an appropriate portion to R&D with an eye to improving consumer value and further reducing pricing.
Another trilogy of Star Wars movies where, somehow again, Palpatine returns.
Mirror, so you can try on fits without having to get out of bed.
An AI generator that produces 1.21 gigawatts on demand.
Client Info
Server: https://mastodon.social
Version: 2025.07
Repository: https://github.com/cyevgeniy/lmst