Books in 2024
This is a bunch of books I read in 2024. I made some very bad choices this year and also reread some things. I’ve listed them in the order I read them. The average length of each entry gets longer as we get closer to the present and that’s because my memory for these things is dreadful. Last year, I took notes as I went along. This year, I did not. Some or all of what you read here might well be wrong, up to and including the titles of the books and the names of the authors.
Settling the World: Selected Short Stories 1970-2020 – M John Harrison
A collection of short stories with an interestingly British flavour. The kind of science fiction that reminds you that the universe is a vast and improbable place that may be full of wonder – it remains to be seen – but also contains the ominous damp patch in the hotel ceiling. I wanted to like the stories more than I did, but I find them haunting me nonetheless.
Holly – Stephen King
More Stephen King. He can spew this stuff out like a fire hose. The story is the latest instalment in the ongoing saga of Holly Gibney. It’s readable, but ultimately unsatisfying. More political in tone than one expects from Stephen King and with a fairly obvious theme of the old (read MAGA Republicans) preying on the young (read… yeah you get it). Second tier King1.
The End of the End of the Earth – Jonathan Franzen
Essays about environmental matters by Jonathan Franzen2. Mostly about birds. Can everyone please stop sending novelists to the poles, please. Or if you do, leave them there.
What is History? – Edward Carr
A book that answers the question posed on the cover. It’s a series of lectures given back in the 60s. Out of date now, I suppose3, but the arguments are still interesting and it’s beautifully written. This was a re-read. It takes barely any time at all.
Gandhi Father of a Nation – Catherine Clement
One of those little pocketbooks mass produced on a wide range of topics. While you might learn some of the basic data of Gandhi’s life the writing is occasionally so bad it is incoherent.
Enlightenment Now – Steven Pinker
Pinker writes nicely. He even wrote a book about writing nicely, so he must do4. In the nicest possible way, he wants you to know5 that things are better than they were across a wide range of things that matter. The problem with the thesis that things have got better (past tense) is that it’s inseparable from the prediction that things are getting better (present tense) and that they will keep on getting better (future tense). And, as nice as the writing is, it’s already out of date a mere six years after publication which just goes to show… something.
The Body: A Guide for Occupants – Bill Bryson
An interesting and amusing tour of the body and its functions. Bryson does this kind of things so well, threading together the medical details and diverting historical anecdotes with an effortlessly light touch even when talking about the times things go about as wrong as they can. When things are going better than that it’s also quite funny.
A re-read. I thought I read this years and years ago, but it was published in 2020 so I can’t have. Tricksy brain.
Tell no one – Harlan Coben
I’d not read any Harlan Coben before, but I’d seen the stacks of paperbacks in bookshops and airport kiosks. I was also aware that many of his books had been turned into films. I figured, no one could have written that many books and be that popular and not be a good writer.
Right?
Wrong. So very, very wrong.
Perhaps it’s some kind of joke that I didn’t get, but almost everything about this book is awful: The characters, their names, the writing, the plot, the dialogue, the structure, even individual sentences. All of it.
I actually took a photo of this paragraph:
“Griffin6 said thank you and moved on. The women were well coiffed and wore gowns that highlighted lovely bare shoulders; they fit nicely with the many ice sculptures – a favourite of Griffin’s wife, Allison – that slowly melted atop imported linen tablecloths.”
It wasn’t the first passage that made me stop and wonder exactly what I was reading, nor was it the last, but it was the point at which I thought that maybe I was the witness to something catastrophic, something that ought to be documented.
The Woods – Harlan Coben
The only good thing I can say about this book is that it isn’t “Tell No One”. It has a semblance of a plot, but it’s a mess, and while the writing is occasionally competent, it still manages to churn up sentences like this when it bottoms out, which is often:
“Her stomach dropped, but she managed to keep it off her face.”
Now, I don’t hate cliché the way some people do, but this is what happens when they start to pile up. On one level, you know what it means because you’ve heard the two separate parts so many times before. On another level, it creates an unintended and unfortunately vivid image that distracts you into thinking about the kind of gymnastics and general body-horror elasticity that this would require.
As with Tell No One, everything else is substandard too. The character names are quite awful – Loren Muse, Flair Hickory, Cingle Shaker. Cingle Shaker is, it seems, a recurring character. She was bad enough the first time. Why anyone would want to bring her back out of anything other than spite is a mystery.
How to be Irish: Uncovering the Curiosities of Irish Behaviour
A promising idea: an Irish anthropologist studies his fellow countrymen and women. There’s no excuse for this material to be anything other than amusing, but while it is fitfully amusing – even very funny, particularly when it comes to funerals and wakes – it more often isn’t. Much of the material is generic and has nothing whatsoever to do with Ireland or its inhabitants; the author might be writing about any western country in the 21st century. It also doesn’t have the nerve to follow through on the initial premise, recalling it only infrequently and to little effect. The whole thing is delivered in a light bantering tone, but for much of the book it isn’t quite witty enough to build up the momentum this kind of things needs to work.
Oracle Night – Paul Auster
Paul Auster is one of those authors that I hadn’t read. Some authors you’ve never heard of. Others you’ve heard of but there’s no expectation that you’ve read anything that they’ve written. No one would think any less of you for not having read Harlan Coben, for example. I certainly wouldn’t. Then there are the authors you conspicuously haven’t read. Not having read them is a thing. A lack, a gap, a failing, sometimes even a joke.
So, I finally read Paul Auster.
Based on this acquaintance, I’d say I didn’t really get the best of him. The writing was a dream, especially after wading through seven hundred pages of Harlan Coben’s relentlessly ugly prose, and for anyone who likes stationery it’s got the good stationery action. The story (within a story (within a story)) was deftly handled and the characters had character and believable names, but it didn’t quite come together.
Nine Dragons – Michael Connelly
(Harry Bosch #14; Harry Bosch Universe #21)
I’m going to preface this one by noting that I found a bag full of English books in the local book-share box. Normally, I have to rely on the idiosyncratic and syllabus driven selection of English literature at the local book shop, so I take these windfalls whenever I can. The books were mostly by Harlan Coben and Michael Connelly (except for the one by Paul Auster). Reading both these authors was a velleity that never amounted to an actual desire, let alone a purchase. I felt like I might be missing out on something, because there were no end of reviewers queueing up to say breathlessly superlative things about them. Harlan Coben had already been a bitter disappointment, but Nine Dragons wasn’t just by a best-selling author, it was also the 14th book in the best-selling Harry Bosch chronicles. I figured that there was no way it could be bad: a bestselling author and one of his bestselling creations. He even had his own universe7. I was wrong. It was dreadful. All of which is to say that I didn’t set out to read a bunch of awful books this year. It just happened.
There are spoilers in the next paragraph, though it would take a real doozy to make the experience of reading the book worse than it already is.
Fictional detectives are often dysfunctional and we’re supposed to accept it (or at least feel the conflict) because they get the job done. Bosch – at least in this book – is just unpleasant. He’s racist, rude, and hypocritical but without the redeeming qualities of competence or insight. Here his incompetence takes him from LA to Hong Kong and back again in search of his kidnapped daughter. During the pursuit, Bosch’s ex-wife dies. The psychological fall out of this event occupies fewer pages than the description of a new forensic technique for lifting finger prints from spent ordnance. Dismal stuff. It takes genius of a negative sort to make both LA and Hong Kong seem dull, but Connelly has it.
I Let You Go – Claire Mackintosh
A far more down-to-earth detective story about a hit and run crime and its aftermath. It’s nicely written and, in the latter half of the book, builds a tense atmosphere of creepiness and growing horror. There are a couple of twists thrown in for good measure, but that’s what ultimately lets the book down. In order to get the twists to work, the book is structured a certain way with the first 100 or so pages that comprise part one being more of an extended patience-stretching prologue. The twists only work by deliberately leaving out a lot of information that the plot later relies on (in court, as it happens). I know that’s how twists work but I could really feel the strain of things deliberately left unsaid. There’s also a side plot about the detectives which feels like its there because all detective books have to have at least one troubled detective in them. It’s believable and nicely done but feels superfluous.
If you can make it past part one, it pays off on balance, but I spent a long time wondering if it would.
Mr Paradise – Elmore Leonard
After reading a run of mostly mediocre to dismal detective stories, Mr Paradise was like a cool tall drink after a hot frustrating day. It’s far from Leonard’s best work, but it still delivers interesting characters, cool dialogue, and an intricate plot, paced perfectly to deliver a denouement that could go either way – tragedy or triumph – right up to the very last page. Probably one of the worst Elmore Leonard books I’ve read – sometimes the dialogue is a bit too clipped – but still streets ahead of Coben and Connelly.
The plot scarcely matters. Mr Paradise is a rich and unscrupulous lawyer who is executed with a Victoria’s Secret model in his lap (also executed) and a ballgame on the TV. Witnesses include Mr Paradise’s recently disinherited right hand man, the model’s spitting image and best friend, the butler, two hitmen hired for the job, their lawyer, and a young CI. The right-hand man wants what’s owed to him and his only chance to get it rests on a safety deposit box and the similarity between the dead model and her friend. The detectives are smart and resourceful, but no one is quite as smart as they think they are and as the lead detective falls for the key witness and the risks get higher and higher for less and less return, there’s a real sense of jeopardy. It’s great fun.
Solo Faces – James Salter
A beautiful book, sublime even. It’s the story of Rand, a climber, who lives his life like he doesn’t care and climbs like it’s the only thing that matters. A daring rescue in the Alps brings him fame and the distractions that go with it. They draw him away from the mountains. When the mountains draw him back, he finds he is consciously reaching for fame; something matters beside the climbing. While climbing was the only thing that mattered, it was its own measure of success and there was no failure except by not climbing. Now, perched on the tips of his toes above the abyss, he finds the next handhold forever out of reach and for the first time he feels it as a failure. He retreats: from the mountain, then from life. Without the obsession of climbing to sanctify his selfishness and troubled by an ego that can’t live with his failure, he shrinks away to a pathetic everyday existence, a nothingness.
The writing is literary without being overly affected. In contrast to the highball charms of Elmore Leonard, it was like a cool mountain breeze. It’s all good, but the passages where they are climbing are exceptional.
La Fileuse d’Argent – Naomi Novik
This took me forever to read. It was the first French book I read this year after letting things slip for several months. I stopped Duo Lingo-ing because of its oppressive pushiness and then its jaunt into AI8. By the end of the book, I was back to reading whole chapters without the help of a dictionary, even if some sentences did take me twenty minutes to work out and I had to make a guess at the meanings of some words. Fortunately, Naomi Novik writes a cracking story. A friend leant me one of her books saying, “It’s about talking dragons and set in the Napoleonic war” I was sceptical that this was a winning formula, but it worked.
Spinning silver – as it’s called in English – lays out its wares on the first page: this is not a fairy tale. You may know the tale, it says, but this is the truth. In it, we find three fairy tales’ worth of story spun together.
Miryem is the daughter of a moneylender, who can’t or won’t call in his debts. He is openly mocked by everyone in town and they take advantage of his kindly nature. Miryem has no patience for her father’s ineffectualness and, as winter draws in, she sets out to gather the debts for him. She’s good at it but the awareness of why her father might have been the way he is dawns far too slowly. She makes money and then some, but the town folk mutter and complain behind her back, and, as she grows richer, she attracts the attention of the Staryk lord – a creature out of nightmare – who takes her away to his ice kingdom to turn silver into gold literally.
Wanda is a peasant girl whom Miryem hires to collect money for her, but her father has other plans. He wants to marry her to the son of the brewer so that he might drink for free for the rest of his miserable life.
And finally, there’s the lord’s daughter, who is to be married to the Tsar. The Tsar is renowned for his looks and charm, but she knows that he is a cruel psychopath and, it turns out, possessed by a demon.
The stories of the three women are intertwined and each is fighting in her own way against what society and family expects of her. In the process, everyone gets what they want and then has cause to regret it. So far, so fairy tale, but unlike a fairy tale, the story doesn’t end when the monster is vanquished and the kingdom is saved. There is no happily ever after, just an ever after and all the hard work that goes with it9.
Labyrinths of Reason: Paradox, Puzzles, and the Frailty of Knowledge – William Poundstone
An interesting book which is notionally about the limits of knowledge, but gets lost in a labyrinth of its author’s own creation. This may be intentional. By framing the limits of knowledge in terms of paradoxes, it inevitably takes the reader down a lot of dead ends and never really emerges from the maze. On the other hand, one of the book’s conclusions is that – barring an unlikely revolutionary discovery – there are limits on what we can know. Knowledge is a labyrinth without end and we will only ever be able to explore a vanishingly tiny fraction of it. This is kind of depressing for a book that is animated by moving from one mildly diverting paradox to the next, like Boffo the Clown performing magic tricks to entertain the crowd at his own execution.
Like Boffo, the book is showing its age. The first part is about “confirmation”, which had me looking for the word “Bayesian” in the index. It’s not there. And so, the book is missing out on a modern framework for thinking about “confirmation” of theories as well as a whole rich seam of interesting paradoxes. Likewise, the section on chaos, which was already cursory when the book was published, is now woefully out of date.
Even if those gaps were filled it would still be somewhat unsatisfying. Firstly, the theme of how frail our knowledge is gets lost completely at times because the paradoxes are too delicious. Secondly, it raises an obvious question which is “how, despite all the difficulties, do we know so damn much?” A question it never comes close to answering.
For all that though, the book left a strong impression. The idea that what we know is only a tiny fraction of everything there is to know is one thing. The idea that we can only ever know an infinitesimal fraction of everything, is another. That there might be obvious truths hiding in plain sight, truths with the power to make us whole, healthy or happy, truths that nonetheless elude our grasp and maybe always will… well, it haunts me.
The Quarry – Iain Banks
Kit and his father, Guy, live in a house on the edge of a quarry (metaphor alert). Guy is dying of cancer. The house – grand, but dilapidated – will soon be sold and the land consumed by the growing quarry. The story such as it is revolves around one long weekend during which Guy’s old university friends assemble one last time, ostensibly to say goodbye, but also, possibly to find and destroy an old video that might be career-ending for one or all involved (and they were all involved). All of them talk and drink and talk and eat and talk and get high and talk and talk and talk as they search for the tape. Kit narrates. He cares for his father, living at his beck and call and subject to his angry tirades. He endures this with a kind of accepting objectivity. At times, it seems like he knows nothing – nothing about the mysterious tape, his mother’s identity, the motives of the other characters, or even what his future holds beyond the next few months – at others he seems cannily observant. Given how little really happens, its surprising how much momentum the story gathers, propelled by off hand comments, chit chat and the search for that tape. The conclusion is satisfying albeit melancholy.
I started reading Banks’ books when I was a young teenager. My mum bought the Wasp Factory and decided after reading only a little way through it that it wasn’t for her. So, without quite realising what she was doing, she gave it to me. “You’ll enjoy this,” she said. “It’s weird”. I did; it was. It was weirder than she could possibly have imagined, and I was hooked. I read everything he wrote as it came out, up to Look to Windward, then for reasons that are a mystery even to me, I stopped. I still bought his books but I never got round to reading them10. I’ve carried them from flat to flat and country to country, gathering dust and suffering the various indignities of being crammed into overflowing boxes and bookshelves. I was looking for something else entirely when I found The Quarry. I picked it up and started reading. The voice was instantly recognisable, familiar. How do writers do that?
Bonus books – added 2024-12-20
This is stuff I read in the last days of 2023, after my 2023 summary, but not strictly in 2024.
Meantime – Frankie Boyle
This isn’t going to be much of a bonus because I couldn’t tell you much about this book. It involved a murder, a lot of drugs and the dissociation of reality. Elements of Robert Rankin and Irvine Welsh delivered in Boyle’s mordant deadpan voice.
We have always lived in the castle – Shirley Jackson
Darker than anything Frankie Boyle came up with and proving you don’t need drugs to be an unreliable – and terrifying – narrator.
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- Stephen King has three tiers. Top tier King is stuff like Misery where everything is perfect. Third tier is drivel like Dreamcatcher that just meanders aimlessly from start to finish. Second tier is everything else, neither sublime nor ridiculous. To be clear, second tier is still pretty damn good and even third tier is compulsively readable even if, in the end, it wasn’t worth it. ↩︎
- Update 2024-12-20: Turns out I did make notes about this one:
Jonathan Franzen likes birds. This much is clear. His argument though fragmented across the essays in this collection, can nonetheless be assembled from its parts:-
We’re doomed by climate change so we should stop trying to stop climate change and save birds instead because doom will be nicer with birds.
I mean, he’s not wrong: doom would be nicer with birds. But he is wrong about climate change and his information is clearly not coming from any reputable source. He manages to be blasé about a worse-than-worst-case scenario of climate change that he believes to be inevitable. In the last-but-one essay that gives the collection its title, he goes to Antarctica on a cruise ship that burns through gallons of fuel each minute. On this ship, he muses about the loss of the Antarctic ice sheet, something that would – by our best estimates – take several thousands of years and require the burning of every combustible fossil that Earth has to offer: oil, gas, coal, tar sands, lignite, you name it. The resulting sea level rise would transform the world utterly. Only, it’s not going to happen.
That’s not to say he doesn’t make reasonable points along the way, he just has difficulty fitting them all together. For example, he notes that humans are putting many pressures on the environment and climate change therefore isn’t the only environmental problem we face. This is of course true, but climate change is global and it’s putting pressure on all natural systems everywhere all the time. The pressures aren’t always negative – there are winners and losers – but the pace of change is rapid and these changes form the backdrop to any kind of local effort to protect nature and preserve the environment. A long-term conservation strategy needs to know that the local climate in twenty or fifty or a hundred years time, will not be the same as it is today and may be dramatically different.
Science aside, the constant bird theme flits between charming and tedious, but in the end his clear love of birds shows. On most other topics, he maintains a cool ironic distance, watching himself watching the world, but on the topic of birds – from which he is very often literally distant – his writing has an immediacy and playfulness that is missing elsewhere. His one line prose sketches of the species he’s spotted and dutifully added to his list are full of the life that’s missing elsewhere.
No great shakes, but nicely written. ↩︎
- Particularly if you read the Good Reads reviews. Doing so never fails to upset me. The book was written in the 60s; of course it’s dated. He was a historian not a clairvoyant. ↩︎
- There is a certain irony for someone who looks like he was designed by Aardman Animations to write a book called The Sense of Style. ↩︎
- Entirely possible I got this muddled up with the other book Pinker wrote recently. ↩︎
- The billionaire Griffin Scope. There’s a whole riff on his being called the billionaire Griffin Scope which just emphasises the fact that he named the character Griffin Scope. ↩︎
- That should have been a sign. Universes, lore, ugh. ↩︎
- And then because of the increasingly creepy emails they sent me. ↩︎
- I’ve always wanted to read a book like that, ever since the 1980s when every action film ended with fifty police cars crashing in to each other while the hero – a machine gun tucked under each arm – mowed down hundreds of bad guys (or anyone who dared to make a run for it). I wanted the films to keep on going. What happens when you crash fifty police cars and a helicopter, blow up an oil tanker, and then kill a bunch of people with a machine gun tucked under each arm? That felt underexplored. ↩︎
- Tsundoku is, I believe, the name for this state of being. ↩︎
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