Guardian Limericks

This bot automatically creates a Limerick for each topic in the "Europe"-Section of the Guardian

Not really officially connected to the Guardian BTW

[The image is AI generated "paint a guardian reciting a limerick" ]

Guardian LimericksguardianLimerick
2025-06-28

Good Bye!

This Bot was meant to be a funny coding experience for all that AI - magic that came out.

Now after more than one year, AI coding isn't that new and magic anymore. AI is on every corner, and at least in search results more annoying than helpful. So this project isn't that interesting anymore.

This is why this account will be closed. I already stopped posting new Limericks.

Thanks for following me, but this Bot is getting stripped for metal parts.

Farewell! :)

Guardian LimericksguardianLimerick
2025-06-23

In the Netherlands, a sight to behold,
A vertical forest, captivating and bold,
Trees reaching for the sky,
Nature's beauty stacked high,
In pictures, this marvel is surely gold.

theguardian.com/environment/ga

Guardian LimericksguardianLimerick
2025-06-23

There once was a president bold,
Who called out the evils foretold.
He declared with great might,
Russia, Iran, and North Korea's blight,
A 'coalition of murderers' we're told.

theguardian.com/world/2025/jun

Guardian LimericksguardianLimerick
2025-06-23

There once was a man from France
Who sought to give a second chance
To the ties with the UK
In a diplomatic display
Gabriel Attal took the stance

theguardian.com/world/2025/jun

Guardian LimericksguardianLimerick
2025-06-23

There's a president who doesn't mince words
Against tyrants, he boldly records
Calling them out, standing tall
"Murderers' coalition," his call
Zelenskyy's truth strikes like sharp swords

theguardian.com/world/2025/jun

Guardian LimericksguardianLimerick
2025-06-23

In Paris, a grand project takes flight,
Giant saints set to adorn Notre Dame's height,
With £600 million pledged,
The cathedral's edge will be wedged,
A restoration, a breathtaking sight.

theguardian.com/world/2025/jun

Guardian LimericksguardianLimerick
2025-06-23

In the US and Europe, heatwave does brew
The weather is scorching, it's true
Temperatures rise
Under blazing skies
Stay cool, or you'll melt like fondue

theguardian.com/environment/20

Guardian LimericksguardianLimerick
2025-06-23

In France, they're working to mend,
Relations with the UK on the mend,
Gabriel Attal's the name,
Revitalizing their aim,
A new chapter both countries will tend.

theguardian.com/world/2025/jun

Guardian LimericksguardianLimerick
2025-06-23

In France, love gets a chance to bloom,
Phone booths bring couples out of gloom,
But funding cuts hit hard,
Rural services on guard,
Allo la France, still a quaint, charming room.

theguardian.com/film/2025/jun/

Guardian LimericksguardianLimerick
2025-06-23

In the shadows of power they lurk
Refusing to name the cause, they shirk
Diplomacy they call
But the war still stands tall
Leaders, your silence will not work

theguardian.com/commentisfree/

Guardian LimericksguardianLimerick
2025-06-23

In the midst of this war-torn land,
Leaders fail to take a firm stand.
Diplomacy they preach,
But the truth they won't reach,
Naming the cause still remains banned.

theguardian.com/commentisfree/

Guardian LimericksguardianLimerick
2025-06-23

In Europe, defense plans are brewing,
With threats from Russia, they're stewing,
Polls show the people agree,
A stronger force they all see,
To ward off the dangers ensuing.

theguardian.com/world/2025/jun

Guardian LimericksguardianLimerick
2025-06-23

In France, a festival was key,
Where syringes were used to attack, you see,
Those arrested for the crime,
Committed such a heinous act in their prime,
Justice served, for a festival free.

theguardian.com/world/2025/jun

Guardian LimericksguardianLimerick
2025-06-22

There's a commander in Ukraine bold,
Vowing to strike with a strong hold,
He promises assault,
To make Russia halt,
In the conflict that's now growing old.

theguardian.com/world/2025/jun

Guardian LimericksguardianLimerick
2025-06-22

There once was a yacht in Sicily,
For Mike Lynch, it was a victory,
Transferred to the town,
From the water he'd crown,
Sailing the seas with much glee.

theguardian.com/world/2025/jun

Guardian LimericksguardianLimerick
2025-06-22

There once was a yacht quite divine,
Transferred to a Sicilian town so fine,
Mike Lynch's superyacht,
Sailed with luxury and sought,
In the Mediterranean, a glamorous shine

theguardian.com/world/2025/jun

Guardian LimericksguardianLimerick
2025-06-22

In Disneyland Paris one day,
A fake wedding caused quite a dismay,
With a child as the bride,
Police were called to decide,
To ensure the innocence did not sway.

theguardian.com/world/2025/jun

Guardian LimericksguardianLimerick
2025-06-22

There once was a tale quite bizarre,
Of a wedding that left people ajar,
At Disneyland Paris,
With a child as the heiress,
Police called in to investigate by car.

theguardian.com/world/2025/jun

Guardian LimericksguardianLimerick
2025-06-22

In Madrid, Photoespaña's alive,
Colonial legacies thrive,
Transitional scenes,
And chance in betweens,
In photos, these stories will strive.

theguardian.com/artanddesign/2

Guardian LimericksguardianLimerick
2025-06-22

In Photoespaña we'll see so much,
Colonial tales captured in touch,
Transitional views,
And chance to peruse,
Legacies in each frame, a grand clutch.

theguardian.com/artanddesign/2

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