Dan ๐ŸŒป

Incredibly powerful; posts about things I enjoy

Profile picture: Me holding a black doggy in my arms
Banner picture: Art of two people and a bear walking arm in arm, text below reads "on my way to a gay lil bookstore"

Dan ๐ŸŒปdanvolchek
2026-02-25

@rocketsoup related meme ๐Ÿ˜„

Cat looks inside meme format
Text:
> Klein bottle
> look inside
> outside
Dan ๐ŸŒปdanvolchek
2026-02-20

@MastodonEngineering what about for the android app, which has had this bug for years: github.com/mastodon/mastodon-a

Also it doesn't display quote posts properly ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Dan ๐ŸŒปdanvolchek
2026-02-19

@homeassistant new merch is cool but it's sooooo corpo. Where is the "This shirt works with home assistant" or "I haven't touched a light switch in 3 years" merch??

๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿฅบ ๐Ÿ‘ˆ

Dan ๐ŸŒปdanvolchek
2026-02-19

@reiddragon @cato @Colin why? The android bootloader shows you the signature of the OS before it boots. You can compare that to the published hash on the website (assuming it's anything like graphene) and at that point it's no different from having used a native app. Apart from the fact that it was way easier for users to use and devs to maintain :)

Dan ๐ŸŒปdanvolchek
2026-02-16

@filippo @16af93 @djspiewak This toot is so disappointing. There are many reasonable things one could say about llm ethics but "your ethics argument is invalid because you are also using unethical things!!!" feels not in good faith.

You're right that there's no ethical consumption under capitalism. That doesn't mean we shouldn't care, or try to do better.

Dan ๐ŸŒป boosted:
2026-02-15
Dan ๐ŸŒปdanvolchek
2026-02-15

@eondraws he just like me fr

Dan ๐ŸŒปdanvolchek
2026-02-14

my partner made some valentines for fedi

please send one to that special someone ๐Ÿ˜ณ

A set of 6 linux themed valentines. There are red hearts throughout. Cards read from top left to bottom right:
- "I want to run my service on your system D (consensually)" next to a picture of Xenia the linux fox
- "Hey Baby,  Let's make our own Linux distro" next to a picture of a penguin in sunglasses and a baseball hat
- "You really ring my Bell!" next to a picture of Bell the plan9 rabbit
- "Would you like to have sex with me? (no pressure)" next to a low poly picture of tux the linux penguin on a green grid background
- "syscall? more like booty call !" next to the standard image of tux the linux penguin
- "Unbuntu in the streets FreeBSD in the sheets" next to the ubuntu and freebsd logos respectively
Dan ๐ŸŒปdanvolchek
2026-02-13

@Gargron Because you'll be releasing an even larger one, right? ๐Ÿฅบ

Dan ๐ŸŒปdanvolchek
2026-02-13

@odin the highest I've seen someone get is 158, apparently ๐Ÿ˜„

Dan ๐ŸŒปdanvolchek
2026-02-12

i had a lot of fun with this, the comments as you go are a joy

rose.systems/animalist

88 animals listed
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Dan ๐ŸŒปdanvolchek
2026-02-12

@neckspike @bigducky @cwebber @spritely have you seen the docker compose file for Stoat? It's absolutely massive

Dan ๐ŸŒปdanvolchek
2026-02-12

Started using rust recently and I love the logo. Also so nice to not need to worry about manual memory management!

Graphic of the rust logo. It's a simple blue crab, which two big eyes, a nose, and buck teeth.
Dan ๐ŸŒปdanvolchek
2026-02-12

@wesdym Fair, but if none of my friends want to switch then it's a deal breaker

Dan ๐ŸŒปdanvolchek
2026-02-11

No loot box has tempted me more

Photo of a big black tin of random teas. Box reads "Moomin mystery box, the adventure of 24 tea boxes". There's an intricate white illustration of Moomin in a beautiful countryside having dinner together.
Dan ๐ŸŒปdanvolchek
2026-02-11
Photo of a black cat behind a window surrounded by a white building. The cat is looking at the camera. It's very sunny so the cat is squinting, which makes it look a bit angy.
Dan ๐ŸŒปdanvolchek
2026-02-11

first day on the job

photo of bunny in an office chair sitting at a table. bunny looks very cute. top caption reads "welcome to bunny corp". bottom caption reads "would you like a carrot"
Dan ๐ŸŒปdanvolchek
2026-02-11

@cwebber @spritely Its so frustrating that all the other replacements should be good options, but they're not because they either don't work or have a difficult to use UX. If you end up doing this please make it usable ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Dan ๐ŸŒปdanvolchek
2026-02-09

Discord? No, we're on Zulip. We use Revolt. Just download Jitsi. It's on Stoat. You can use Matrix. Have you tried Blorgo? It's literally on Flob.

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UrsuUrsula ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽต๐ŸŽถUrsuursulala@troet.cafe
2026-02-06

Achtung!

Rechtzeitig zur Erรถffnung
der Winterolympiade
wird neue Disziplin
ausgerufen:

Das Hunderodeln

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