You can’t force an occultist to talk. They have the rite to remain silent.

Shout into the void. Scream in your car. Make a scene on the bus.

Would your life be better or worse if your internal monologue sounded like Nicolas Cage? Discuss.

Society: Be polite. Work hard, and you might be rewarded.

Some jackass: What if I’m a dickwad?

Society: Well obviously that gets you everything

@farah lol (I typed lol because I have a sore throat and was not brave enough to lmao. My brain is too shot from being chronically online.)

Frenemy. Adj. Having the attributes of a frenem.

stop the world, i need to throw up

if you drink raw milk you might get to see your whole life flash past your eyes

When I say, “I don’t care if you have the last nacho,” what I mean is, “I hope you learn sorrow so deep you understand why grieving elephants drown themselves.”

I can give you one vegetable joke about onions.
But that's shallot.

Nobody at this event knows my last post got 11 boosts on mastodon

Most of the time I think I’m pretty handsome until I see actual good looking people and then I realize I’m just hot for a bog mummy

If I seem irreverent it’s because playfulness is necessary for my survival

I don’t want pity sex but I’m offended it’s not on the table

@OohOkayKay Thank you so much!

Smart, opinionated women seem to be my fetish

@Energetic_Nova OMG HI!

I hope the Russian guy pretending to be a middle aged latina in order to catfish me appreciates that I’m trying to be kind and funny.

In a move some are calling naive and foolish, I am choosing not to listen to dating advice from people who like it when their partner disdains them.

My controversial dating take is that women are people and worthy of respect.