Waldo Jaquith

Thought follower. Male software developer. Alumnus of 18F, the Obama White House, Georgetown's Beeck Center, the Biden-Harris Transition Team, and the Biden administration. Speaks only for self. he/him

Place
Charlottesville, VA, USA (Monacan land)
Pronounced
JAKE-with
Waldo Jaquithwaldoj
2026-02-13

@mathowie It's the visual equivalent of when I hear a cover song of a song I know really well—it takes me a *long* time to place it.

Waldo Jaquithwaldoj
2026-02-13
Waldo Jaquithwaldoj
2026-02-13

@mathowie OK I'm starting to see why people live in Oregon

Waldo Jaquithwaldoj
2026-02-12

The diff man page being insufferable

Assuming a file named example.txt with the following contents:

           FreeBSD is an operating system
           Linux is a kernel
           OpenBSD is an operating system
Waldo Jaquithwaldoj
2026-02-12

@nelson @jtk I remember when that started, ~20-odd years ago. It was frustrating for me, as somebody running a home mail server, but I had to concede that it made sense as a spam-reduction strategy.

Waldo Jaquithwaldoj
2026-02-12

@tagir_valeev @mathowie Decades ago, I read a story (I want to say on Slashdot?) about a baffling email sent to thousands of employees at a large corporation, that said, simply, “DO NOT LEAVE IT IS NOT REAL.” Ultimately, it turned out that one of their buildings at one location had a false fire alarm, and some well-meaning person emailed everybody to inform them of that fact.

In 2026, we have automated DO NOT LEAVE IT IS NOT REAL, and it's wrong.

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2026-02-12

Today we had a fire alarm in the office. A colleague wrote to a Slack channel 'Fire alarm in the office building', to start a thread if somebody knows any details. We have AI assistant Glean integrated into the Slack, and it answered privately to her: "today's siren is just a scheduled test and you do not need to leave your workplace". It was not a test or a drill, it was a real fire alarm. Someday, AI will kill us.

Image of fire brigade near our officeGlean answer:

In building ... today’s siren is just a scheduled test and you do not need to leave
your workplace while it's running.

If you're unsure or something seems off (e.g. smoke, smell, people evacuating), call Munich building emergency number ... or ask at reception immediately.
Waldo Jaquithwaldoj
2026-02-12

@AkaSci Boy, I hope not

Waldo Jaquithwaldoj
2026-02-11

@jtk Interesting!

Waldo Jaquithwaldoj
2026-02-11

Don't miss this explanation of how backbone providers coordinated on this telnetd exploit in advance of the CVE release, and simply blocked port 23 traffic. labs.greynoise.io/grimoire/202

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Cabel Sassercabel@panic.com
2026-02-11

over a year ago, i gave a talk at the xoxo conference about a mural, a mcdonald’s, and a man. (but it was also secretly about life, and legacy, and meaning.)

finally, i’m blogging the full story, with behind-the-scenes details, and a video of the talk.

i hope you enjoy this read. cabel.com/wes-cook-and-the-mcd

Waldo Jaquithwaldoj
2026-02-11

I'm just reading this GNU telnetd CVE from last month. I did not realize that telnet was still a thing, but it turns out anybody could provide a username of "-f root" and, boom, they had root. The vulnerability existed for 11 years. *Wow*. cve.org/CVERecord?id=CVE-2026-

Waldo Jaquithwaldoj
2026-02-10

@nelson I've used it for years, pay my 10€ maybe annually, and I've had nothing but good experiences with it.

Waldo Jaquith boosted:
2026-02-06

what a fucking shitshow.

Waldo Jaquithwaldoj
2026-02-05

@monkeyninja I just learned a few months ago "marmot" is just yet another word for a groundhog.

Waldo Jaquithwaldoj
2026-02-05

@kottke This is not the Boards of Canada content that I expected.

Waldo Jaquithwaldoj
2026-02-02

@brittag Oh, I need this! I'm ~25 years into periodically experiencing unexplained losses in grip strength, lasting hours or a day or so, and I'm utterly unable to open a jar or a bottle.

Waldo Jaquithwaldoj
2026-02-02

FWIW, the solution to my screw-removal problem was to wrap duct tape around the handle of the screwdriver a bunch of times. That provided the torque required to be able to take the screws out.

Waldo Jaquithwaldoj
2026-02-01

Apple shouldn’t put hinge screws in so tightly that a reasonable person can’t remove them.

An open MacBook, showing exposed circuit board and screws.

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