@fesshole

Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.

Happy birthday ENIAC

@angiebaby

In dollars

@angiebaby

the DJIA?

@lunalapin

And know which platform what information you need will be posted on.

Even worse when one town department uses Xitter, another uses Fartbook

@angiebaby

I recall there was an actress in the 80s that came out and said they just turned 18 and all her previous work was illegal cp.

@atlovato @fesshole

Point out how many more parking spaces they have now.

I'm so proud: The News magazine I'm a member of is being sued by Palantir🫡

@dlakelan @alice

Cool unit of measure

@alice

What was your first pet?

What kind of pet would you want to be?

@alice

Spork

@FritzAdalis @VeroniqueB99 @paco

Oh the sugar

There's something oddly satisfying about the word "hork" in any form.

- That smells like porpoise hork.
- My cat horked up a hairball.
- The kid sounds like they're horking up a lung.

#MakeHorkHappen #OnomatopoeiaAppreciationDay

@alice

I've also used hork to mean to steal something.

Who horked my pencil?

@VeroniqueB99 @spytfyre

He is going to try and if he can't cancel them, he will fuck with them bigly.

@fesshole

Fakers gonna fake

@VeroniqueB99

Screw the heart murmur. I want a hot mama!