good evening rubes, your government has lost its goddamned mind, doesn't know how economics works, and periodic reminder that how much is gold up

bird shat on my side mirror damn

is this poetic

this has not been planned through one surmises

The Problem Is You Never Let Us Fail

Allow me to divulge to you my enumerated list of all of the ways we have failed, In The Last Hour Alone

Those are not failures, they're jist hiccups

Allow me to divulge to you my enumerated list of All The Ways We Have Failed In The Last Hour Alone

"The free market will sort it out" the free market sorted out child labour by saying yes please and we had to pass a law. That's how the free market sorts things out.

I've created an app that summarizes photos.

By which I mean it makes a smaller, blurrier image that takes less time to look at.

New day, new problems. And yet. Combined Arms Mindset.

True story: I was at a construction site and a guy was leading a group to a specific location. He said, "walk this way," changed his gait to reflect the character in 'Young Frankenstein' following the same line, and I followed suit. Being ahead of me I'm sure he didn't see me, but I'm sure anyone who was behind me and didn't catch the cultural reference was mortified.

Writing a speech in my head I'll never be asked to give, just in case I am asked. WhErE iS mY pHoNe!?
I recall my fifth grade teacher, Ms. Sharp, assigning me to deliver Abolitionist John Brown's speech to the court at his trial in a speech contest. It was terrifying, but it was also my truth. Ms. Sharp was a keen educator and I am so fortunate she was my teacher.

RE: https://mastodon.social/@simple_sabotage/116134125875953446

"How does this scale?"

@Binder While we're talking about moon bases the craters are instructive and probably can tell us some things about moons generally, and trying to build shit on them

@elifyalvac @Binder

Release music on old media first. CD/cassette/vinyl. In that way there is Proof Of Life. It's physical evidence that your music was released before it was copied endlessly. There are different copyright jurisdictions, and each one operates by a different rule set.

when everyone is stupid no one is

the state of the union is tenuous at best

The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born; now is the time of unimaginably stupid shit every fucking day

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@Daojoan @Binder if everyone is literally stupid, their complaints won't make any sense to a reasonable person, and generations on, whatever complaints they have will be inconsequential anyway.
complaining that people are stupid isn't the plan. making people stupid is.

so the plan is to defund schools, defund libraries, defund the arts, and then complain that people are stupid. just want to make sure I'm following the strategy

Periodic reminder that how much is gold up

Merry Russian Warship Go Fuck Yourself Eve, those who celebrate