Staff Chief of Joints

-Hailing from parts unknown!
-Purveyor of Fine Toots
-Comma enthusiast
-He thinks he's funny / Please humor him

Musical noodlings and loops:
youtube.com/@the_etrain

My bullshit:
justmytoots.com/@the_etrain@be

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Surely, you jest
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Get the f$%# outta here!
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Staff Chief of Jointsthe_etrain@beige.party
2026-02-24

I should be eating berries in cave, but ohhhh no. We just had to have a bronze age, didn't we.

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The only safe AI is abstinence

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Human GhostwriterHG@beige.party
2026-02-24

Big things coming from the unlicensed sewer drain I call a brain in 2026.

Staff Chief of Jointsthe_etrain@beige.party
2026-02-23

@Stoned_Deva_
๐Ÿคž

Staff Chief of Jointsthe_etrain@beige.party
2026-02-23

@Stoned_Deva_
Winning.

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James Gleickgleick@mas.to
2026-02-23

At the New York Historical Society today.

Bronze statue of Abraham Lincoln with a great cylinder of snow atop his head.
Staff Chief of Jointsthe_etrain@beige.party
2026-02-23

@joninalbany
Fixable. Just a belt.

Staff Chief of Joints boosted:
2026-02-23

how come we canโ€™t ever flood the zone with nice clean water

Staff Chief of Jointsthe_etrain@beige.party
2026-02-23

@LikeItOrLumpIt
Thank you ๐Ÿ˜Š

Staff Chief of Jointsthe_etrain@beige.party
2026-02-23

@Aphelion
Thanks!

Staff Chief of Jointsthe_etrain@beige.party
2026-02-23

@lydialurch
Thank you! I started out looping to a drum machine, but, I got to thinking, as I do.

Staff Chief of Jointsthe_etrain@beige.party
2026-02-23

@isocat
You can set the tempo, and then tell each track how many measures to record (generally 2 or 4). I wear the headphones in the beginning because there's a click track I'm playing to.

Staff Chief of Jointsthe_etrain@beige.party
2026-02-23

@JustFrank
Thank you!

Staff Chief of Joints boosted:

going into a fugue state, anyone need anything

Staff Chief of Joints boosted:
2026-02-23

Left brain, right brain
Loose brain, tight brain.

Staff Chief of Jointsthe_etrain@beige.party
2026-02-23

If you loop it, they will come. At least that's what I tell myself.

Here's another instrumental I had fun putting together. I think the mix came out good on this one.

youtu.be/DiAp4TrfqQQ

Staff Chief of Jointsthe_etrain@beige.party
2026-02-23

My fucking snowblower broke. This is bullshit.

Staff Chief of Jointsthe_etrain@beige.party
2026-02-23

Somebody call work. Tell them I'm up to my balls in snow and won't be in.

Staff Chief of Jointsthe_etrain@beige.party
2026-02-23

Holy shit. That's a lot of snow. And it's still snowing.

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2026-02-23

Ernest Snackleton, is that a thing?

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