@sun @jeffcliff @kaia @mangeurdenuage but where will we get shiny rocks and spices

@Ree I think I started that one 15 years earlier. haven't died yet but it's been close a few times

Started a new hardcore minecraft world last night.

Died today

@noyoushutthefuckupdad @mangeurdenuage @coolboymew I was thinking Nacho Libre

yeah but he calls himself a git so does he have any "friends"?

who knew itsfoss was a shitposting site

The cool thing about day drinking in the winter is if you fall over you can just blame it on the ice

4th time shoveling today. It was nice and light this morning when it was fully frozen while it fell, but now that it's a mix of ice and rain it's quite a bit heavier. Next time I bring headphones and warm up with a shot of whiskey first

For anyone wondering, In Minecraft, shovels are not an effective weapon against the Wither, and dropped netherite items are vulnerable to his explosions.

Also splashing the wither with infested potion doesn't yield many wither roses.

@jeffcliff @madcuzbad @Ree @graf @pinemarten

what if inclement weather predictions are just a ploy to trick people into panic buying

dasrite

@jeffcliff Metallica, wow you are so metal

Obvious Ubuntu Fan

The level of technical competence found among web developers is actually amazing.

What I mean is, it's amazing that anything on the web works at all considering how little many of the people doing the work actually understand the technologies they are using.

When I hear an Indian accent on my head does the head wobble almost involuntarily

If you've never seen a piglin wearing a wither skull you're welcome.

@AkaSci well biden tried an official ministry of truth but that went over like a lead balloon

@p @ambiguous_yelp @carlile @nm pardon, do you have any Gray poupon