Who the fuck is still on twitter. Why are Britain's political announcements being made on that platform. It is insane. If they are going to be pandering to the audience on a rightwing platform, surely that will inform the content and how they engage with people. You don't walk into a nazi bar and start talking about sustainable ethical economic growth. You say hi I'm one of you guys down with people who are different and would anyone mind if I talk about sustainable ethical economic growth and possibly taxing the supermega rich? No? OK let's keep that on the backburner whilst I support your views by my presence and engaging with you and only you about my policies.

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. I cannot be the only person who sees this? Maybe I am. Yet further proof if proof needed that I am definitely an alien. And one day my people will come for me. And then you'll all be sorry. You'll all be sorry to HELL! :aliendance:

(practicing baton twirling in the bathroom instead of smoking weed but I haven't had a baton in about 40 years and my cane is 5" too long and yes, I have knocked the medicine cabinet off the wall, thank you for noticing)

@Nickiquote

She out there really wuthering them heights, huh?

@TheBreadmonkey Apparently in that new Wuthering Heights film, Margot Robbie has a wank on a moor, a feat not seen in cinema since Laurence Olivier’s Othello.

Yeah, I'm fuck'n awake already. Yeah I just fell asleep three hours ago. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT? MAKE ME PEE MYSELF? GOOD LUCK, PAL-O.

One thing the Epstein files reveal is that the capitalist billionaires absolutely have class solidarity. The rest of us should too.

@LoganFive

Having a great time on Fedi with my buds

The Fediverse isn’t a bus that you just sit and ride on. The Fediverse is a rowing barge where we all together, collectively, keep it moving forward.

Don’t I fucking know it

Boson Buddies

#ExtraterrestrialShows
#HashTagGames

Knight Riker

#ExtraterrestrialShows
#HashtagGames

Magnum, P.I. (Probe Insertion)

#ExtraterrestrialShows
#HashtagGames

ALF in the Family

#ExtraterrestrialShows
#HashTagGames

Better Call Maul

#ExtraterrestrialShows
#HashtagGames

Leave It to V'ger

#ExtraterrestrialShows #HashtagGames #StarTrek

Awww yeahhhh

SPEEEEEED SKATING MELEE!

@fes4ever

One dimetrodon taco, please and thank you.

Science has proven that chicken nuggets taste better when they are shaped like dinosaurs, that's a fact.

But what about other foods? Would a cheeseburger taste better shaped like an ankylosaurus? Would tater tots be better shaped like a t-rex? Would steak taste better shaped like brachiosaurus?