Kid Rock: Rage In Favor of the Machine

I'm gonna put the rad back in radio.

When the opps are away, the real ones will play.

@georgetakei "We're giving the power back to the states."

If you stuff the stocking with stocking stuffers, you too are a stocking stuffer.

#xmas2025

Dear Mr. Kevin Hart,

Please stop trying to sell me things.

Sincerely,

Me

@KevinHart

Minonezer Scrooge be like "Bah! Na na!"

#TheMinions

Let this not distract us from the fact that the Trump Administration lied about releasing The Naughty List.

#christmas2025

Foodwill will gladly repurpose your gently-used Thanksgiving leftovers.

#thrifting

United Wealthcare ™️

I got beef with the grocery store.

If I owned a coffee shop, I'd have an item called the Mucha Moka Mocha Matcha Mochi ™️ just to mess with people.

Every city is walkable if you're willing to walk on a highway.

#walkablecities

My friends say I'm too combative with the elderly. They don't know I'm holding tryouts for the new AEW: All Elderly Wrestling

#AEW

What if instead of The Great British Bake Off it was The Great British Freak Off? Something to think about.

#BBC

I put the money counter on the money counter so the money counter could count the money.

I'm starting to think that having millions of gas-burning, fume-spewing cars literally everywhere may be contributing to the whole chronic illness thing.

#publictransit #walkablecities

Pierce The Veal

The Booze Brothers