Simon Wood

Lecturer in Medical Education at Cardiff University, lapsed mathematician, garden railway builder & Doctor Who appreciator.

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2026-03-02

Palantir Sues Swiss Magazine For Accurately Reporting That The Swiss Government Didn’t Want Palantir
techdirt.com/2026/02/27/palant

Please note that Palantir would rather that you didn't share this story, it makes them look even more stupid if you do...

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2026-03-01

One thing we know about the mass tech layoffs attributed to "AI" is that they follow a trend of mass tech layoffs that firms were formerly forced to admit were the result of their businesses contracting sharply after the lockdowns ended, when users didn't need nearly so many cloud services. By blaming the continuing layoffs on "AI," companies whose business continues to contract can tell investors that they are on the bleeding edge, not the contracting tail.

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Simon Woodsimonwood
2026-02-26

Leave big tech behind! How to replace Amazon, Google, X, Meta, Apple – and more theguardian.com/technology/202

Simon Woodsimonwood
2026-02-25

30 Years of Riotous Adventures With Barnacles dalefort.wordpress.com/2026/02

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2026-02-18

"Al is here to stay"

well ok, but me complaining about Al is also here to stay

Simon Woodsimonwood
2026-02-18

@archelina.bsky.social That was very peaceful of you 😁

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2026-02-16

Free buses? Really? Of all the promises that Zohran Mamdani made during his New York City mayoral campaign, that one struck some skeptics as the most frivolous leftist fantasy. Unlike housing, groceries and child care, which weigh heavily on New Yorkers’ finances, a bus ride is just a few bucks. Is it really worth the huge effort to spare people that tiny outlay?

It is. Far beyond just saving riders money, free buses deliver a cascade of benefits, from easing traffic to promoting public safety. Just look at Boston; Chapel Hill, N.C.; Richmond, Va.; Kansas City, Mo.; and even New York itself, all of which have tried it to excellent effect. And it doesn’t have to be costly — in fact, it can come out just about even.

As a lawyer, I feel most strongly about the least-discussed benefit: Eliminating bus fares can clear junk cases out of our court system, lowering the crushing caseloads that prevent our judges, prosecutors and public defenders from focusing their attention where it’s most needed.

I was a public defender, and in one of my first cases I was asked to represent a woman who was not a robber or a drug dealer — she was someone who had failed to pay the fare on public transit. Precious resources had been spent arresting, processing, prosecuting and trying her, all for the loss of a few dollars. This is a daily feature of how we criminalize poverty in America.

Unless a person has spent real time in the bowels of a courthouse, it’s hard to imagine how many of the matters clogging criminal courts across the country originate from a lack of transit. Some of those cases result in fines; many result in defendants being ordered to attend community service or further court dates. But if people can’t afford the fare to get to those appointments and can’t get a ride, their only options — jump a turnstile or flout a judge’s order — expose them to re-arrest. Then they may face jail time, which adds significant pressure to our already overcrowded facilities. Is this really what we want the courts spending time on?

Free buses can unclog our streets, too. In Boston, eliminating the need for riders to pay fares or punch tickets cut boarding time by as much as 23 percent, which made everyone’s trip faster. Better, cheaper, faster bus rides give automobile owners an incentive to leave their cars at home, which makes the journey faster still — for those onboard as well as those who still prefer to drive.

How much should a government be willing to pay to achieve those outcomes? How about nothing? When Washington State’s public transit systems stopped charging riders, in many municipalities the state came out more or less even — because the money lost on fares was balanced out by the enormous savings that ensued.

Fare evasion was one of the factors that prompted Mayor Eric Adams to flood New York City public transit with police officers. New Yorkers went from shelling out $4 million for overtime in 2022 to $155 million in 2024. What did it get them? In September 2024, officers drew their guns to shoot a fare beater who was wielding a knife and two innocent bystanders ended up with bullet wounds, the kind of accident that’s all but inevitable in such a crowded setting.

New York City tried a free bus pilot program in 2023 and 2024 and, as predicted, ridership increased — by 30 percent on weekdays and 38 percent on weekends, striking figures that could make a meaningful dent in New York’s chronic traffic problem (and, by extension, air and noise pollution). Something else happened that was surprising: Assaults on bus operators dropped 39 percent. Call it the opposite of the Adams strategy: Lowering barriers to access made for fewer tense law enforcement encounters, fewer acts of desperation and a safer city overall.

If free buses strike you as wasteful, you’re not alone. Plenty of the beneficiaries would be people who can afford to pay. Does it make sense to give them a freebie? Yes, if it improves the life of the city, just as free parks, libraries and public schools do. Don’t think of it as a giveaway to the undeserving. Think of it as a gift to all New Yorkers in every community. We deserve it.

Simon Woodsimonwood
2026-02-15

Comparing “The One and Only Herb Mcgwyer Plays…” and “The Ballad Of…” . I really like Key’s performance in the original. But it is excellently adapted. They really should have kept “it’s another Le Carre” though 👌

Photograph of Tim Key and David Cornwell
Simon Wood boosted:
2026-02-14

To mark Valentine’s Day, here is what is believed to be the world’s oldest surviving love poem, written 1.5 million years ago by one of our earliest ancestors, homo unrequitus.

The Caveman’s Lament
 
me think about her when sun rises
me think about her when sun sets
me say to her how much me love her
she tell me love invent not yet
 
me make cave all warm and cosy
me lie bearskin on cave floor
me play song of love on bone flute
she choose cave of Tim next door
 
me no more go out hunt mammoth
me throw spear too short or long
me sit in cave me paint her picture 
she say me got perspective wrong
 
me cook meal to show me love her —
diplodocus with fried beans —
she say food anachronistic
me not know what this means
 
stone age mighty hard for lovers
yet rub two flints look what you get
small sparks lead to big inferno
but she say love invent not yet


homo unrequitus
Simon Woodsimonwood
2026-02-14

Enjoying Radio 3’s subverting Valentines with a cue from Bernard Hermann’s Vertigo...

Simon Woodsimonwood
2026-02-12
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Muppet GIF of the DayGIFS_of_Puppets@ohai.social
2026-02-12

Today's #Muppets GIF of the Day is..

Simon Woodsimonwood
2026-02-12

@LoneLocust I'm kind of actively put off by the 007 link. I'd happily read a YA novel by Charlie Higson if everyone said it was good. And yes, maybe I might even try Silverfin, but despite not because. Can't see me bothering with audios though.

But I do like the ‘proper' James Bond audios with Toby Stephens and it annoys me that Eon seem to have been able to squelch any commercial release of these.

Simon Woodsimonwood
2026-02-12

@LoneLocust Looks interesting! First time I've come across it.

Simon Woodsimonwood
2026-02-12

I don't personally see the appeal of stories about a pre-Casino Royale , but it's interesting that shortly after the EoN/Amazon MGM deal, we're seeing CD dramas featuring the character… bigfinish.com/news/v/young-bon

Hopefully that means that CD releases of the Jarvis/Ayres radio adaptations will become possible…

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2026-02-08

This isn’t new news as such, but people keep being surprised by it, so it’s worth repeating. Substack hosts, profits from, and promotes explicitly Nazi content, and if you are adding value to that network, you are helping them to do so. theguardian.com/media/2026/feb

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2026-02-07
Bugs Review: Money Spiders & The Enemy Within – Fusion Patrol Ep. 774

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In this week’s episode of Fusion Patrol, Simon and Eugene dissect the series finale of Bugs, focusing on the two-part episode “Money Spiders” and “The Enemy Within.”

They argue over which of the many things Alex should have been fired for, they discuss whether the G5 is the chip Apple released five years after the show and why they didn’t use a Pentium chip to run a Windows program, and they talk about how Bugs went out with a whimper, not a bang, not even a single bang.

Join the conversation and revisit the thrilling conclusion of Bugs with them this week!

Next Week: World Beyond Movie Night looks at Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea (1961)

#Bugs #Podcast
Simon Wood boosted:
2026-02-06

Later this year, Apple plans to release the first folding iPhone, a follow-up to 2025’s folding CEO.

Simon Wood boosted:
2026-02-06

The #Holos account @tom79@holos.social has been migrated to @tom79@holos.fedilab.app using the new Custom Domains feature.

Use your own domain for your ActivityPub identity. No instance to host, pure ActivityPub from your phone. Your identity is no longer tied to the relay. Switch anytime.

Add your domain, configure a CNAME record, verify and activate. Followers are notified via a Move activity.

More: holos.social/custom-domains

Fully available in the next RC release.

#HolosSocial

Simon Wood boosted:
2026-02-06

I've been thinking about it since. In a way he has money, but no money and no home. He served our country but now sits huddled under the overhang of a street to keep a bit drier.

We discussed shelters and charities that could help, but he was resistant, he didn't like the pressure or mixing in that way.

There is no denouement to this post. No stark moral message. I just thought it worth noting.

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