⚠️CYBER⚠️katze

21 years old

🇩🇪: bahngeschädigte, lesbische adhs-autistin. streichelt auch manchmal (oft) computer.

scheinbar bin ich eher für meine design-arbeit und meine shitposts bekannt.
laufender debugger.

DMs sind offen (hier und auf signal)

flirten erlaubt, wenn:
- du kein typ bist (oder halbwegs masc, ich hab aber keine ahnung wo der cutoff ist. das gilt ofc nicht für butches und non-passing tgirls)
- du unter 30 bist
- und du glaubst das ich diese liste nicht wegen dir verlängere

Privat-accounts: @schrottkatze

🇬🇧/🇺🇸: lesbian AuDHD train-nerd. can sometimes (often) be found computering.

im apparently more known for my design work and my shitposts.

DMs open (here and on signal)

flirting allowed if:
- you're not a guy (or kinda masc, i dont know where the cutoff is, this doesnt apply to butch girls or non-passing tgirls ofc)
- you're under 30
- you think i won't add something to this list because of you

language agnostic:
turbofish fangirl <3

quotes:
- "the creature from the fediverse" -someone on a discord guild

signal
schrottkatze.42
pronouns
she/it
Throw money at me for nothing in return
⚠️CYBER⚠️katzeschrottkatze@treehouse.systems
2026-02-14

OH: "die militanten Transfems"

#ccchhleaks

⚠️CYBER⚠️katzeschrottkatze@treehouse.systems
2026-02-14

does anyone have that image of a boykisser sitting on the elephants foot saying "welcome to my room, sit anywhere" or sth along those lines

⚠️CYBER⚠️katzeschrottkatze@treehouse.systems
2026-02-14

OH: "chaos conspiracy club"

#ccchhleaks

⚠️CYBER⚠️katzeschrottkatze@treehouse.systems
2026-02-14

@atropos ja 👍

⚠️CYBER⚠️katzeschrottkatze@treehouse.systems
2026-02-14

@kritzl ist huel black strawberry banana so schlimm wie strawberry und banana individually?

⚠️CYBER⚠️katzeschrottkatze@treehouse.systems
2026-02-14

ach geil kopfhörer vergessen

⚠️CYBER⚠️katze boosted:
2026-02-14

So frühstücken echte Macher! 🔥🔥🔥

Ein Foto von drei Getränken auf einem weißen Tisch. Von links nach rechts: Eine Dose Monster Energy Khaotic, eine Flasche Huel Strawberry Banana und eine nur halb im Bild stehende Flasche alpro Meal to go. Die letzten beiden sind Trinkmahlzeiten.
Im Hintergrund ist unscharf eine Tafel mit Zeichnungen und Text drauf zu sehen, der Raum ist hell in neutralweißem Licht erleuchtet.
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2026-02-14

So frühstücken echte Macher! 🔥🔥🔥

Ein Foto von drei Getränken auf einem weißen Tisch. Von links nach rechts: eine Flasche Huel Strawberry Banana, eine Flasche alpro Meal To Go Chocolate & Banana Flavour und eine Dose Punch Monster Mixxd. Die Flasche Huel ist zur Hälfte abgeschnitten. Das Bild ist gut ausgeleuchtet. Im Hintergrund ist leicht unscharf eine Tafel auf der der Schriftzug Chaos Café steht.
⚠️CYBER⚠️katzeschrottkatze@treehouse.systems
2026-02-13

trans rights stickers: distributed

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flori_ava_star:~:cursor_blinking: :made-with-estrogen: :verifiedlesbian:star@amazonawaws.com
2026-02-13
basically, what this DB document is saying, is that if you request a reusable (in this case: ceramic) mug, cup, plate or bowl, glasses for wine, beer or softdrinks, or silverware to consume the food you buy onboard a DB train, you are free to take this cutlery/those dishes home, for free :3
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The VHS Wizard 🦝📼🧙thevhswizard@retro.pizza
2026-02-13

Story Idea

Demons are real and very dangerous, but can be captured and contained through complicated magic circles, mandalas, or sigils that let mages bind them and tap into their power.

For a long time, everybody assumed that the bigger the circle, the more powerful it was... but a math nerd, who is not actually a mage, figures out that it's not the AREA of the magic circle that determines the power, it's the BOUNDARY - the length of the outside-most edge.

Using this knowledge, he captures one of the most powerful demons in the world... using the Mandelbrot Set, since the boundary for one of those is technically infinite.

Now, he has accidentally become a mage because he has an incredibly powerful demon bound to him, and he's going to go wreck the magic world by using maths and logic to decode and modernize their whole bullshit.

It's like Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality, but without the TERF lady being involved and hopefully no AI Death Cults either.

Example sigils from the Lesser Key of Solomon - four circles with writing and various sigils written inside themThe Mandelbrot Set, one of the most famous fractal images.  Due to complex math fuckery, the outer edge of this fractal is infinite, because the more you zoom in on it the more it repeats into itself over and over again.  It's the 2D graph version of trying to find the end of digit of 1 divided by 3
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Owls in Towelsowlsintowels@mas.to
2026-02-13

A Moist Owlette is freshly showered at Owl Park San Vigilio, a zoological park in northern Italy 🇮🇹 via fb.com/816647270688824 #owlsintowels 💛🦉

Captured in bright indoor lighting before a hessian pin board, a Great Horned Owl with wide-eyes and wet-plumage is cloaked in a white cloth. Spiked feathers radiate from his head in all directions, like a hairy durian, accentuating his look of shock and indignation. We may have found the true paragon of Owls in Towels.
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw:catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-13

:blep:

Photo of a black cat sticking its head out of some brown packaging paper while showing a tiny tongue blep.
⚠️CYBER⚠️katzeschrottkatze@treehouse.systems
2026-02-13

@aurelia please only flirt at me through email: flirting [squirly thing] schrottkatze [i thing without the line] de

⚠️CYBER⚠️katze boosted:
2026-02-13

@schrottkatze normalize async flirting

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⚠️CYBER⚠️katzeschrottkatze@treehouse.systems
2026-02-13

ok tbf part of the reason that im terrible at flirting is that entities keep flirting at me at terrible times like when im in an overfull s bahn

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⚠️CYBER⚠️katzeschrottkatze@treehouse.systems
2026-02-13

my flirting grade to myself is F-

⚠️CYBER⚠️katzeschrottkatze@treehouse.systems
2026-02-13
⚠️CYBER⚠️katzeschrottkatze@treehouse.systems
2026-02-13
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ℵ-687729 [ncl]ncl@corteximplant.com
2026-02-13

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