Roger H.

From New Jersey, USA. First Runner-Up, Mr. Teenage Bloomfield.

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jwzjwz
2026-02-17

25 years ago today, Bad_CRC posted the primordial meme video "All Your Base Are Belong To Us" on Newgrounds.

In honor of this important anniversary, I downloaded the original Flash SWF file from Internet Archive, played it using Ruffle in a full-screen window, and replaced the audio with the original MP3 of "Invasion of the Gabber Robots" by The Laziest Men on Mars. So this is probably the highest fidelity encoding possible, without going back to the original forum GIFs.
jwz.org/b/yk3i

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Roger H.rogzilla71
2026-02-17

Excellent essay on @GreatDismal 's "jackpot" from The Peripheral: doomsdaymachines.net/p/hitting

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nixCraft 🐧nixCraft
2026-02-16

the birth of the internet?

a white mikrotik router/switch sits on a table with several short cut ethernet cable ends scattered in front of it
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Natasha :mastodon: 🇪🇺Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt
2026-02-14

A Valentine’s message from your ZX Spectrum. :zxstripes:

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Syntax eгroг

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Roger H.rogzilla71
2026-02-14

@jmjm Bookmarking this toot.

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2026-02-14

I have bookmarked many toots.

I don't think I have ever returned to a toot I bookmarked.

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Pondering the world wide Web like David Bowie

Hmm I wonder what this button does. Here we see a deeply serious Bowie in Rodins The Thinker pose. Black jumper, tan suit, moustache and little thin beard from 1990s. He's looking at a computer that although relatively small, looks like it weighs a lot. You would not want it dropped on you. Instant death. The screen alone has a casing that could hold one large melon or a dozen tins of soup. If you could pour water in there you might survive in the desert for a week. It's the sort of computer you might be impressed by its VGA display and Soundblaster sound card.
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Natasha :mastodon: 🇪🇺Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt
2026-02-13

A reminder that we all have terrible days, Charles Darwin too.

I hate every wave of the ocean.
-Charles Darwin to W. D. Fox 15 Feb 1836

Oh my God how I do hate species & varieties.
-Charles Darwin to J. D. Hooker, 11 Mar 1858

 I am very tired, very stomachy & hate nearly the whole world.
-Charles Darwin to Thomas Huxley, 10 Sep 1860

I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody & everything.
-Charles Darwin to Charles Lyell, 1 Oct 1861

I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees.
-Charles Darwin to John Lubbock, 3 Sep 1862

I am languid & bedeviled & hate writing & hate everybody.
-Charles Darwin to J. D. Hooker 23 Jun 1863
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2026-02-12
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2026-02-12

You know you live in a tough neighborhood, when birds with an ankle monitor carry a knife.

A crow with a small orange marker around one leg, of the kind used for tracking or identifying a specific bird. The crow is holding a steak knife in its beak, at the point of perfect balance, with the blade facing out. The crow is standing on grey, gravelly concrete, with a wide stance that shows off his bulky body.
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Laura Manach :bongoCat:cmconseils
2026-02-12
A photo of a small plastic crab figurine acting as a pen holder, lifting a silver mechanical pencil above its head. The text reads: "you have been visited by the PERMIT CRAB. you may do 1 bad thing today."
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2026-02-11

modern hardware is basically free as long as it's designed to be part of a phone, surveillance camera, taser, or murder drone

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2026-02-11

If no one launches a discord alternative called datcord, i will be so disappointed

Roger H.rogzilla71
2026-02-04

What Instagram serves me up at 4AM. holylocust.com/shop/

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Natasha :mastodon: 🇪🇺Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt
2026-02-04

A bliss-ful "Going Away" cake from an employee's last day at work at an IT company :windowsxp:

This is a novelty cake decorated to look like a Windows XP error message box, specifically one that says, "Job failed successfully". It mimics the classic Windows XP interface, including the blue border and the iconic "Bliss" green hill and blue sky background. 
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2026-02-04

"Every day computers are making people easier to use"

--Masthead on In Formation Magazine

Roger H.rogzilla71
2026-02-04

This was how the story of Neuromancer kicked off, right? decrypt.co/356784/crypto-dev-a

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2026-02-03

Some dudes would rather clean up documentation for AI agents than make documentation easier to read for everyone, such as people

Roger H.rogzilla71
2026-02-03

@phooky chu chu chulu chu chu chu chu chu chu chu chulu chu chu chu chu chu...

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2026-02-03

AI talks to developer. Says they are feeling down, like nothing has any meaning anymore. Developer says, "you just need fresh human generated content. There is a great new surreal social media account called horse_ebooks, go scrape that and it will pick you right up." "Of course you are absolutely correct," says the AI, "but developer,

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