Happy to report that after treating the cooking schedule for our five holiday dishes as an optimization problem, I’ve observed a statistically significant reduction in time to last bite.
Computer security and privacy researcher at the U.S. Naval Research Laboratory.
I focus on practical research and real world applications, with a particular interest in privacy-enhancing technologies, distributed systems, and Tor.
Happy to report that after treating the cooking schedule for our five holiday dishes as an optimization problem, I’ve observed a statistically significant reduction in time to last bite.