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Nature
Legendary #dog
No (clearly #feline)
#Pronouns
by nature, -digimon- +legendary pokémon+ do not have #gender
Best #pony
Rainbow Dash (flying/electric typing)
Hometown
Jhoto
Type
Elecrtic
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2026-02-28
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nom nom nom

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2025-12-14

Today's environmental GOOD NEWS!

The hole in the ozone layer closed on December 1

The ozone layer is a layer of the atmosphere that protects us from UV light. Years ago, it was noticed that chlorofluorocarbons in aerosol sprays were aiding in the depletion of the ozone layer, and a hole was detected in this protective layer. After years of regulation and work, the hole is closed.

eldiario24.com/en/ozone-hole-c

ozonewatch.gsfc.nasa.gov/

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Luna Ruby Artemis 🫏arina@girlcock.club
2025-12-14

Today's lukewarm take.
If you make digital art (and I include music, writing, programming, etc), don't get rid of your old projects. Archive them, put them onto an external drive, or cloud backup systems. You never know when you'll want to expand on it, redo it, borrow from it, etc.

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2025-12-05

Happy 25th anniversary to this Daily Mail article from the year 2000, proclaiming that internet "may be just a passing fad as millions give up on it".

#internet #TheWeb #OTD #OnThisDay #history

A photograph of a Daily Mail newspaper article from December 5, 2000, with the headline "Internet 'may be just a passing fad as millions give up on it'". The article includes a cropped photo showing hands typing on a keyboard in front of a computer displaying a website.
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GastropodBigshellevent
2025-11-28

@mcc I'm absolutely convinced that a lot of adult people will willingly give up their rights, if it means they can own a property-human under the age of majority.

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mccmcc
2025-11-28

Internet age verification kills anonymity and risks your data. It's a terrible idea, and the fact the UK and the most conservative parts of the US were the first to embrace it should tell you that. The EU shouldn't let this bad idea infect you. mastodon.social/@Tutanota/1156

You shouldn't need a driver's license to speak.

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Graham Sutherland / Polynomialgsuberland@chaos.social
2025-11-13

random protip: you can Ctrl+V in the AliExpress search bar with an image in your clipboard, and it'll let you search by product image. there are a *ton* of things on Amazon and Etsy that are just resold AliExpress stuff at big markups, and this is a quick and easy way to find them.

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Miakoda :neurodiversity:hellomiakoda@pdx.social
2025-11-11

Just a reminder to anyone who clings to belongings, afraid to use them and break or wear them out -

I'm looking at all these stickers people gave me years ago. They're not sticky anymore. I was afraid to stick them, and now they can never be stuck. I never got to enjoy them. This applies to everything. Toys, shoes, anything. Use it and enjoy it. If it gets ruined, you got to enjoy it instead of it degrading having never been enjoyed.

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2025-11-11

@hellomiakoda my Grandma was buried in the brand new red slippers I bought her long before. I cry when I think about how she denied herself. Don’t save it for later. Don’t save it for good…later and good are now.

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Vaporeon :vaporeon: ☭vaporeon_@glaceon.social
2025-11-11

Your airplane should not be doing this

Wikipedia illustration of a small propeller airplane falling out of the sky while in a spin, rotating around itself
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halcy​ :icosahedron:halcy@icosahedron.website
2025-11-08

if you make an e-mail filter that deletes everything containing the word "webinar" sight unseen, your life will be improved with no downsides whatsoever

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Lilith Ashley Nyx Arson :mk_demon_red:root@possum.city
2025-11-08

Thickness comparison of the iPhone 6 and iPhone Air, the iPhone 6 is measured at 6.9mm and the iPhone Air is measured at 5.6mm.

Underneath is a measurement of two vehicles, the normal car is measured as 6.9mm and the flatbed of a semi is measured at 5.6mm.

The joke here is that the camera makes the iPhone Air about as thick as the original iPhone whilst the iPhone 6 is a flat 6.9mm.
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Distorted :neocat_flag_nb: :neocat_flag_pan:distorted@transfem.social
2025-11-06

More genders can be discovered in future​:ElainaSmart:​

#meme #lgbtq #nonbinary

Sarah Faber @sciencebanshee

Ah yes. Iron and manganese. Two of the 118 possible genders

Photo of a bathroom door with a drawing of a person in a skirt and letters "Fe". Second photo is a drawing of a person without skirt and letters "Mn".
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2025-11-01
@EeveeEuphoria why are they bringing that back and not nyan cat or something that's *actually* old
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nixCraft 🐧nixCraft
2025-10-15

lol

A social media screenshot of two posts on Threads. The first is from the official PayPal account and reads: "Normalize sending money instead of memes." The second is a reply from the official  Wise (wiseaccount) that says: "normalise sending money with transparent fees."
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2025-10-15

Happy Birthday to us 🎂! KDE is 29!

Today KDE is 29 years old and we are celebrating kicking off our yearly #fundraiser . Donate and make KDE's wishes come true.

kde.org/fundraisers/yearend202

Konqi opens a magic box of wonderful KDE things on his birthday.

Image by Arctaxia.
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Jasper Fox :therian:Redfuchs@furries.club
2025-10-15

Repost if you can hear this image blaring

Photo of Microsoft's 3D Pinball Space Cadet
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