So, the bombing will continue until peace is achieved. Got it.

@ebooksyearn @LhasaCM oh, wow. I definitely don't have the space for that.

@LhasaCM @ebooksyearn I am a wife with no knowledge of what am ELF is. What is it?? My husband is not on here so you can totally tell me and he will have no knowledge of how i learned. Also, if it is bike related I am totally the n+1 person in the relationship.

@APBBlue they were still out there when I just came home.

@APBBlue lemon, samoas, and a box of thin mints to keep in the freezer for when I need a little treat. 😋

@APBBlue they got me yesterday. I was an easy get.

Someone please make my neighbors STFU. They are ruining my tea and cat time with their insane screaming at one another 😭

Cuba now? 🙄

@rufustheduck I really hope you said "biiiiigggggg strrreeeeeettttch" while taking that.

My day improved slightly after the porch pirating. I got a bunch of annoying miscellaneous work items off my to-do to close out the week. I didn't have to wait for WMATA on the way home and had a perfect transfer. And there was a girl scout cookie stand when I emerged from metro so we have cookies.

@the_turtle boxes are too big for that though.

@ebooksyearn guess he wasn't a cookie guy. I was telling my husband if it had been my bean delivery on Tuesday I would be less mad because at least someone would hopefully eat it. The scratcher refills are curved so kind of useless unless you have that exact scratcher

@the_turtle last time someone tried to steal one they threw it at our bushes as they walked away since it was too light to be anything good.

@the_turtle apparently he didn't even open them in the courtyard like he usually does since my husband did not find them or the packaging when he went out 5 minutes later. Same dude rolled through a few weeks ago and got a neighbor's packages but had time to litter the packaging everywhere 🙄

Fucking porch pirate following fucking Fedex guy on a bike just fucking stole my cat scratchers within 3 minutes of delivery while my spouse is home. Really wish fedex had rung the bell as I am sure getting them to be aware of their surroundings and skipping deliveries when they are being followed is not an option.

@ebooksyearn @adriano most drivers felt even zone pricing was negotiable if you lived in part of the city they didn't want to go to. I walked home to NE from parts of NW more than once because I refused to pay double the going rate.

@inarticulatequilter but then it is over faster and you have to wait until tomorrow for more.

Also, b-bye FSA. You were nice while you lasted.

TFW you trigger the FSA fraud texts on glasses buying day 😑

@fedward @APBBlue I am too old to leave the house that late for non-emergencies 😆