Marje, a humane bean

Native Minnesotan with Finnish heritage. You probably mispronounce "sauna" and I'll judge you for it, but I'd still share my cookies with you. Also, tell your dog I said hi.

Topics you'll find here:
- parenting (teens & baby)
- gardening
- ACL rehab
- baking
- encouragement
- sorrow/anger/frustration at the current political state of the US.

Pronouns
she/her/hers
Favorite spice
Cardamom
2026-02-16

Spouse and I had a sauna date at 612 Sauna this afternoon.

The way my whole soul exhaled...

I can't explain it exactly, but it's so good.

2026-02-15

A Tale of Two Unincorporated Townships

#DiscountMoviesOrPlays
#HashTagGames

2026-02-15

Several Thousand Dollar Baby

#DiscountMoviesOrPlays
#HashTagGames

2026-02-15
2026-02-15

You know what? I'm gonna watch Bad Bunny's halftime show. Because I can. No one can stop me.

2026-02-14

Bragging, don't care.

I got a 94% on my first Microbiology exam.

YAY! ME!

2026-02-13

Ack. I made a post that went viral on a different platform and now I never want to be famous.

2026-02-11

@howiecohen This also made me laugh. Thank you!

2026-02-11

Shit is still stupid, but every once in awhile, I still giggle at the memory of protestors winging wangs at ding dongs.

reddit.com/r/Minneapolis/comme

2026-02-09

@Bridgemakes NEVER. They will never win.

2026-02-09
2026-02-08

The new “normal” is waking up, crying a little because the horrors continue, fortifying myself in the loving resolve of my community, and getting on with the day.

Fuck ICE is my new mantra.

2026-02-07

Today's moment of joy...

protesters in Minnesota threw expired dicks at ICE vehicles at the Whipple building.

A thread from Naomi Kritzer on Bluesky, with alt text. Original Photos by Chad Davis.

bsky.app/profile/naomikritzer.

2026-02-07

@NickGates Which server is MSP sized?

2026-02-06

On journalistic integrity, and why it matters - from a reporter covering the Federal Occupation of Minnesota.

niemanreports.org/minneapolis-

2026-02-06

Yesterday, I learned that my toddler does voices for her stuffies.

Toddler, normal voice: "Fox, would you like some banana?"
Toddler (low and growly Fox voice) "Yes, I love bananas! Om nom nom!"

2026-02-06
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2026-02-05

youtu.be/GpcKe8KIOe0

My theme song for today.

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