On any platform that has ever been created, @tha_rami will have roughly 4x the audience I do. This seems appropriate and fair.

hey folks following me here in the great twitter exodus of 2022. I logged in mainly to shut down my notifications, hello!

I just moved everything on the ground floor of my apartment to a 3m square plot in the middle which the builders told me was safe to use. It's like a boring little nerdy katamari. Damn achy.

I've got a cold, but I just ate a lot of mozzarella sticks, and I've gotta be honest, it helped.

@RobF overrated, massive egotist too

@nictringali I feel like you're now over-available to me, social media wise

@wideawakewesley BY DEFAULT! BY DEFAULT! BY DEFAULT!

OK.. immediate question: Who is the most interesting person you follow on here?

@SophieH THANK YOU! :D

@theuncommon I find it terrifying :D

so this is a thing?