matt πŸ¦•

Software Engineer, hit me up if you wanna talk , or . I run and sometimes climb, nothing too high though.

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2026-01-18
me, crying: please. just tell me what the software does

the tech landing page i’m on: Cloud Scale. Enterprise Solutions For Your SXPBMs. Hosted QBPK Monitoring With Lightning Speed Performance Metric Assfucks. Trusted by Google, Cisco, Oracle and Your Grandmother.
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i. celeste aurora :v_tg: :v_nb: :v_genderfluid: [witchzard]ics@tau-ceti.space
2026-01-17

I like this:

The GPS never says "Are you sure you're going the right way?"
It just says, "Recalculating route."

Remember that when your kid tells you they're trans.

matt πŸ¦•mattjbones
2025-12-29

Boosting for reach and the replies - so cool!

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2025-12-25
matt πŸ¦•mattjbones
2025-12-24

RE: chaos.social/@britter/11577462

Great idea and thread of tools!

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Inautiloinautilo
2025-12-23


Logging sucks Β· β€œYour logs are still acting like it’s 2005.” ilo.im/169cjw

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matt πŸ¦• boosted:
2025-12-04

Have you used a rotary dial telephone?

Please boost if you'd like to see this poll question get additional reach.

#Poll #Telephone #Rotary #Retro

matt πŸ¦•mattjbones
2025-12-02

I've even found a flavoured "raycast" extension github.com/ByteAtATime/flare which I'm currently compiling in a distrobox for my system...

Not to mention staples like Bitwarden, Beeper and, even, RunJS are all available in Flatpak form which makes it super easy to get going. I'm even running Ghostty with `zsh` so it's basically a carbon copy of my macOS setup with animations that are almost as good on hardware that's 10 years old. Kinda wild.

matt πŸ¦•mattjbones
2025-12-02

ok 2026, the year of the desktop - Windows 10 EoL and people bouncing, HARD, off Windows 11 opens the door for the old reliable.

I binned off all semblance of the old world, no dual booting, and went all in on . The main reason for Bazzite is that my machine was purely for gaming. Turns out though, Linux has got that covered now and, I'm using my "gaming" machine a lot more than I used to.

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2025-11-19

#rustlang hot take: We should rename .unwrap() to .or_panic(). (And .expect() to .or_panic_with().) "Unwrap" is a terrible name for the panicking function, especially since we also have things like .unwrap_or() and .unwrap_or_default() which never panic.

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Phorm The VixdjinnPhorm@dragon.style
2025-11-15
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Lilith Ashley Nyx Arson :mk_demon_red:root@possum.city
2025-11-08

Thickness comparison of the iPhone 6 and iPhone Air, the iPhone 6 is measured at 6.9mm and the iPhone Air is measured at 5.6mm.

Underneath is a measurement of two vehicles, the normal car is measured as 6.9mm and the flatbed of a semi is measured at 5.6mm.

The joke here is that the camera makes the iPhone Air about as thick as the original iPhone whilst the iPhone 6 is a flat 6.9mm.
matt πŸ¦•mattjbones
2025-11-07

Super interesting write up on building β€œagents”, deffo some food for thought: fly.io/blog/everyone-write-an-

matt πŸ¦•mattjbones
2025-11-05
matt πŸ¦•mattjbones
2025-11-05

I spent a bit of time playing with , and (shh don't tell them). It was a fun little project to get an LLM to "suggest" recipe ideas based on what's in the next box... 🍐🍏πŸ₯¦

Anyway, I wrote a few words, check it out below if you're interested

blog.barnettjones.com/2025/11/

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Larvitz :fedora: :redhat:Larvitz@burningboard.net
2025-09-21

The old web was decentralized:

- Newsgroups
- Personal Websites
- Bulletin board
- Email as a service, not a platform
- Internet relay chat (IRC)
- Early blogs

Then corporations arrived with money and lock-in, turning the internet into centralized ad farms (Meta, X, TikTok). Users became consumers, trapped in algorithms, tracking, and enshittification. Revenue more important than people.

The Fediverse is a way back: no ads, no algorithms, no dark patterns. People first. A web worth reclaiming. And open source is the engine of this transformation.

Take back the web. Decentralize again πŸ’ͺ Bring people to the Fediverse, promote open source and build federated services.

#TakeBackTheWeb #Decentralized #Fediverse #StopBigTech #OpenSource #DeGoogle #UnplugTrump

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2025-09-14

IMPORTANT: LOOK AT THESE BLOW-DRIED COWS

an orange-furred blowdried cow with white spots on its head. it is looking very fluffyanother blow dried cow; except this one has brown white spotted fur. it kind of looks like a walking fleece jacket except it is also an adorable cowyet ANOTHER blow dried cow, but this one is black and white, and giving the camera a diva-like glance. it knows how cute it is and it also knows that YOU know how cute it isone FINAL blow dried cow. now this one is entirely golden brown and serving major "confused but enthusiastic" dog energy
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David Graeber InstituteDGI@graeber.social
2025-09-04
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matt πŸ¦•mattjbones
2025-08-28

@aeischeid I found having my daily driver as something like (or Safari when I’m on my Mac) is just as good, if not better, for .

Let’s be honest, most Eng default to Chromium and then do quick validation on Safari / (if we’re lucky) so flipping the script means that I can feel, first hand, the pain some of our users get on the regular.

matt πŸ¦•mattjbones
2025-08-26

Minute Cryptic - 26 August, 2025
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