@VeroniqueB99 Either we've wanted him out from the beginning, or we're a member of his cult and think th a t everything he does is morally right, mo matter how evil or insane.

In short, asking for Trump to resign would be a futile gesture at best.

We couldn't even impeach him.after three times in a row.

@effinbirds The yellow taunting canary is known for coming to human events that have gone awry and mocking everyone present.
No one knows why or how it does this, or how it is able to produce approximations of human language.

@effinbirds The orange contempt cardinal is able to inflict psychic damage to anything it looks at. Its notable features include a proud crest, bright orange feathers, a mnd a facial expression of absolute hatred.
Generally safe unless you taunt them.

@effinbirds The blood knight goose is a highly dangerous avian from the wilds of Canada. Its notable features include Its vividly black feathers and bright red beak.
It is an apex predator that mows down any animal it sees. We recommend immediately retreating if you see one.

@the_etrain One of those words is clearly an adverb, and one us a verb, but which is which? :blob_dizzy_face:

@nomenloony Remembering that Tumblr bit with that banger of a line:

"But you don't care for power safety, do ya?"

@cR0w @Viss Put bank account in pelican mouth. Money safe in pelican mouth. Never stolen, no.

@lexinova I'd take the money for the.coma, but yeah, my life is worth a lot more than the quoted figure.

@lexinova Do I wake up the day after tomorrow after a 36 hour coma, or am I just kind of not alive anymore?

@cR0w @Viss And they get so offended when I point out that I already have a hammer and do not need or want their groin-seeking one.

@hacks4pancakes "Official representatives of the company pled imbicility."

:awesome:

@bit101 it's one of those idiotic corporate trends, so to extend my metaphors, the ceo drops by to ask hallucinagen-addled Joe if he's got any friends, immediately hires them, and gives them all the drugs they like to start their shifts.

@cmccullough it can't happen soon enough.

@bit101 Intern on seven tabs of acid, bring me the marketing data.

"Here you are sir. Have you ever looked at your hands? I mean, really looked at them?"

Damn it Joe, did you make up the contents of these papers again? These are worthless and untrustworthy now.

Why did we ever think this was a good idea?

@abraxas During the gulf War, we had a member of the national guard named Optimus Prime. I wonder what happened to him?

@TheZeldaZone May your code be bugless.

@cmccullough You ai bros mad that I won't pay protection money? :blobfacepalm:

@TheZeldaZone When I argue with people in real life, the response is usually along the lines of "nuh uh, reality is wrong."

It would be delusional of me to think that putting a network and two screens between us would change any of that.

@mynameistillian Shitty algorithms are the worst.

But I ask because I really don't know much about Kazakhstan.

@mynameistillian What is the state of Khazakh telecom?

US internet is generally a broadband service provided by dsl or cable line, and in places that don't have a monopoly averaging about $20/mo, providing at least 300kb/s.