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2026-02-07

Nature is crazy.

An octopus always
keeps one tentacle
free in case it
needs to strangle
a lobster.

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Roman mythology is so interesting.

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That's so wholesome.

Astronaut is an
ancient Greek word
that translates to
"star hugger"

That explains a lot.

In 2018 Harrison
Ford admitted that he
intentionally crashes a
plane whenever his
kids ignore his
phone calls.

This is one of my favorite comics we've made.

1 George Washington: Great work Betsy, I love the flag design!
2 George: And 13 stripes! One for each colony?
3 Betsy: One for each British soldier I killed with my bare hands.
4 George: Let's tell people there's one for each colony.

People: Size doesn't matter.

Mount Everest: lmao ok

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Mount Everest Patch. Look, I'm not one to slut shame. But damn Mount Everest, 405?
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A circular embroidered patch featuring a stylized illustration of Mount Everest in shades of grey, white, and blue. Below the mountain is a small human skull. Red text around the border reads "MOUNT EVEREST" on top and "BODY COUNT: 405+" on the bottom. The patch has a thick red stitched border.

I hope the fans were merciful this season.

Whenever the Green
Bay Packers lose a
game the fans get
to take a vote on
whether or not the
team should be executed.

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Those were the good ol' days.

Before they got
into the videogames
industry, Nintendo
was an opium den.

Finally started watching The Pitt. I figured it was just a typical hospital show. I did not expect the plot to revolve around a literal pit that the doctors throw patients without health insurance into, leaving them to rot in the darkness. Excellent writing too, 10/10.

Just like the cavemen did.

People on a paleo
diet must eat like
hunters and gatherers
by scavenging for
food in dumpsters.

When you really think about it, there's nothing gayer than being a devout Christian.

In honor of the recently held National Prayer Breakfast, tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Gay the Pray Away shirt. Anyone who has actually read the Bible would know it explicitly states the key to getting into heaven is to be as gay as humanly possible.
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A purple t-shirt featuring a retro-style graphic of three joyful frogs dancing under a rainbow. The design includes mushrooms, butterflies, and stars with the whimsical, stylized text "Gay The Pray Away."

That's fair.

The only way to earn
a black belt in
karate is by defeating
your Sensei in a
fight to the death.

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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.

Coca-cola and
Pepsi are the
exact same
beverage.

I'm with Michael on this one.

"They say all is fair
in love and war,
but while our
troops were
searching for
WMDs in Iraq
-
was still getting
charged for public
urination. Make
it
make sense."

-Micaee Keaton

I love Bill Hader.

Bill Hader is so good
at doing impressions
because he went to a
weird Catholic school
where the nuns would hit
him if he spoke in
his own voice.

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What would you write in your Pope page?

Each Pope gets
to add one new
page to the
Bible.

The link is for a medium cake, which I assume is a large cake because everything is bigger in Texas.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for Texas Pecan Cakes. Or as I like to call it, the Lone Star Cake.
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