Spent a good two hours wandering round my house one evening trying to locate the intermittent weird whistling noise. Turned out it was my left nostril.

every few days the package that's masked changes so something is being done!

IF ya see a faded sign on the Side of the Road that says 15 miles to the

@migratory ive taken out several loans in its name

#PWHL #hockey #GirlAquarium

doll-jointed balls

ur catgirl ate my mothboy 😭

inventing a new kind of divination where u hit the vape and play a day of lsd dream emulator and say "yeah man"

post this puppy when they least expect it

@fesshole no one will know until a remodel
there used to be slots in walls for the disposal of safety razor blades lmao

i dont know why people are mad i watched teh state of an onion all night and it was fine! would have been even better if i cooked it but that would change its state

nonbinaries looking for a cool name consider: aubergine pamplemousse

Reading the user manual for the Smart Segments plugin for Krita and roffling. Well played, that developer
#Krita #FOSS

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twerkin in memphis
twerkin with my ass a foot off the street