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WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Sandal appreciator. Anti-sock crusader.
Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!
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A long shot. Does anyone know if the font/typeface that Casio used for the keys on their calculators back in the days is available as TrueType or SVG anywhere? I am weirdly fascinated by it and would love to use it for some displays.
UPDATE: It's most likely Eurostile, which derives from Microgramma.
@driusan You can even combine the two!
"Investors see hope in rich people's yacht money despite cocaine fears igniting a turbulent week for markets"
"Cocaine wasn't the biggest engine of rich people's yacht money growth in 2025, despite assumptions"
"The cost of cocaine slop could cause a rethink that reshapes rich people's yacht money"
"Cocaine is transforming rich people's yacht money -- not destroying it"
"Cocaine spending frenzy could reshape rich people's yacht money, CIOs say"
Everything written by AI boosters tracks much more clearly if you simply replace "AI" with "cocaine".
I shall demonstrate!
(Not linking to OP, because it's trash.)
"Let’s pretend you’re the only person at your company using cocaine.
You decide you’re going to impress your employer, and work for 8 hours a day at 10x productivity. You knock it out of the park and make everyone else look terrible by comparison. [...]
In this scenario, you capture 100% of the value from your adopting cocaine."
what part of the gorgon do they use to make gorgonzola
Yet another GitHub failure of something that used to work: line numbers.
Chicken Salt (vegan)
@shlee can confirm that the “Nice N’ Tasty” brand “Chicken” salt (vegan) contains The Good Shit (E621)
What should I call my Beowulf sequel?
@mike Beowulf 2: electric boogaloo
@NewtonMark because it’s what executives demand, and can afford
@shlee also pretty sure there’s zero paprika and tumeric in it too
@mattrobertson US-East-1 is always haunt
@shlee yeah that’s a spicy autocarrot summary. Pretty sure this is the one we have and it’s definitely got MSG. Will double check when the girls are in bed.
@daedalus not great, not terrible
@shlee Rich Uncle Jeff’s Book, Underwear, Chicken Salt, and cloud hosting services emporium should have it, eg https://www.amazon.com.au/NICE-N-TASTY-Chicken-Seasoning/dp/B08TT9F93C
RE: https://social.treehouse.systems/@lillian/116077971040259901
i uhh was involved in designing a device that did this. not my decision and i pushed back pretty hard, but was overridden. it ended up blowing up someone's phone.
@mattrobertson *scribbles furiously* double… teabagging… delicious
Installed successfully*
* there appears to be a new system service that immediately chews up another 1.5GB of RAM on login