@wohali
@phooky

Write a C app to manage recipes.
Make it as Loompa-ish as you might please.
Both the UX and the source should all be
Oom-pa Loom-pa as they can... be.
(Even use the pre-processor.)

@LeslieBurns
Pay attention to the eyes. They speak volumes.

@bytebro
With over-eager laser cowboys going pee-pew-pew at the sky, the trees might not be the safest place. Might I suggest the oceans?

@georgetakei

@richlv
I would happily take the metric system. Not so sure about the sanity, though. After all, this is California; we have a reputation to uphold.

@drwho @_L1vY_

@datarama

Thank you for this! I'm glad to know my Ikea desk will one day be put to good post-apocalyptic use (after I'm done using it as a fallout shelter.)

@futurebird

@PhilipTheBucket
Wait, wouldn't deregulating the permitting of energy infrastructure mean someone could build a wind farm next to Mar-a-Lago?

@futurebird
That argument mayfly in a court of law, but be careful of getting too pedANTic.

@IveyJanette
Here's the report from the CHP themselves.

https://www.chp.ca.gov/news-alerts/news-list/chp-produces-incident-report-after-artillery-round-from-camp-pendleton-prematurely-detonated-midflight-with--debris-striking-patrol-vehicle/

San Diego turning out for No Kings. (At the Waterfront Park protest. One of several.)
#NoKingsSanDiego #NoKings #SanDiego

@KathyReid
Net happiness produced? Or if you'd prefer a figure of merit, net happiness per watt.

I submit that the dearth of units of happiness says more about our cultural priorities than about the difficulty of measuring it.

@michelestrider

Google translate. Soon you, and then they, will know the word "tuna" in every recorded language and a few synthetic ones. Then the cats' plan will have reached its final stage: they will have learned everything they need for world conquest.

Thank God for opposable thumbs. At least we still have that edge.

@mirabilos

@carmensandiego
You bring that thing right back this instant, young lady! We're an hour into Matrix 3, and we've gotta land this plane.

@GottaLaff
I really hope not. The San Onofre Nuclear Generating Station's not too far from here. When So-Cal Edison shut it down, they stored a lot of partly-spent fuel there. I'd rather not think about what could happen if a missile counter-strike hit it.

@IcooIey
I just want to know how the robotaxis react.

@futurebird
I wonder what it would take to make AR glasses that selectively block the video.

U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi sold between $1 million and $5 million worth of Trump Media stock the same day Trump unveiled new tariffs that caused the stock market to plummet, according to records obtained by ProPublica.

https://www.propublica.org/article/pam-bondi-trump-media-stock-tariffs?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=mastodon-post

#News #Trump #StockMarket #Stocks #Tariffs #Economy #USPolitics

@cainmark
Totally legit. They're also often mentioned in lists of things to have in a natural disaster, for similar reasons.

@AbandonedAmerica
Silly humans, always worried, and always about the wrong things. And you even have fingers so you can open the fridge whenever you want!

Q&A from a talk I gave last week.

Q: "What do you think is the biggest threat in cybersecurity right now? Is it post-quantum computing? Is it AI?"

A: Fascism. It's fascism.

@AbandonedAmerica
Clearly. And after 20,000+ years of living with humans, they are exceptionally good at communicating the fact that THAT piece of cheese, that one there, in your hand, right now, is actually their piece of cheese, and they will love you forever if you pretty please return it to them.