@srol as a fan of demented pageantry its a cant miss for me

@whiskeysailor workshopping some corruption in chicago before bringing it to the broadway stage

@klara i'm starting to suspect you basically have to have something wrong with you to run for any office higher than water reclamation district

Illinois is not a serious state

I still can’t totally convince myself that “boymom” and “girldad” are things straight surburbanites say and not like extremely niche genders

@Louisa i can hear john hodgman saying this

@hex i wore this tape out as a kiddo

@overholt @kims clipping a bit off my charles i ingot

@radicalrobit i saw this sign the other day and said the same thing

Anyway check out this busted tree

2006 me is feeling attacked by this

@letsbekind2 @apophis don’t forget axing usaid, which probably has a higher body count than anything since covid

@apophis i think tulsi gabbard is the only one actually meeting guys with big furry hats in abandoned warehouses but yeah

@owent undoubtedly

@jalefkowit how long do you reckon we’ll still have independent polling orgs

I think cia deleting the world factbook website might be my breaking point

@bob when nvidia goes under its going to have a significant effect on the ugly leather jacket industry

If a youtube video has less than 100 views it should let you hop on a group chat with the other weirdos who have seen it

Air to Ground Message:

JUST REALISED WE NEEDED TO INFORM YOU WEVE GOT AN ESCORTED HUMAN ORGAN FOR TRANSPLANT ON BOARD

Area: Blaine, MN, USA
Type: Bombardier CRJ900
A: #a4f321950f9
F: #f21bebf374c

#acars #vdlm2

@gnomon i'm just asking questions