certified computer toucher :3
obviously: nazis, transphobes, bigots, racists, and other kinds of pricks: fuck off and eat shit :antifa: 🏳️🌈
i try to put CW's on things i post and repost.feel free to DM me incase i might have missed something
Ouh, shots fired.
"No real money is exchanged on this platform. All caßh is fictional, virtual, and entirely made up, much like Deutsche Bahn's timetable.
"DBSM assumes no responsibility for losses, gains, existential crises, or the hollow feeling of correctly predicting a 47-minute delay.
"Any resemblance to actual gambling is purely the fault of Deutsche Bahn's operational standards."
You have been visited by the ARITHMETIC HAND GRENADE
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who up deploying test environments to prod
definitely not me, but Deutsche Bahn messed up lol, just go to bahn.de and see for yourself
edit: they fixed it 🥀
Fabulousness from Rose Ann Prevec. ;)
![he text above the image reads: Ever since I learned the word for a group of raccoons is a gaze, scenes from English literature take on whole new meanings. [laughing-emoji]
Within the image, there are four different scenes corresponding to different literary quotes. Number 1: "Your gaze is very direct, Miss Eyre" from Charlotte Bronte's Jane Eyre. In the picture, Jane Eyre is accompanied by a group of raccoons, one of whom has just said to Mr. Rochester, "We want food!" Number 2: "She returned his gaze" from Ian McEwan's Atonement shows a woman carrying a box full of raccoons back to her reluctant ex-boyfriend. Number 3: "His gaze was direct, holding my eyes" from Diana Gabaldon's Outlander shows a clustered group of racoons physically holding open a shocked woman's eyelids. And number 4: "That somber, thoughtful gaze of his did not leave her face. She did not find it embarrassing" from Agatha Christie's Towards Zero shows a woman on a sun-lounger with her face entirely covered by a swarm of raccoons.](https://files.mastodon.social/cache/media_attachments/files/114/624/916/303/764/902/original/5a7c91f77896f3f5.jpg)
OH: Do you want to get up?
- Sure
- Is that a yes or?
- Do you need enthusiastic consent to get up???
anecdotal data suggests a substantial portion of robot girls begin thermal throttling upon seeing this one
it had a good Pride. apart from a random person who came up to it and said that people without a wristband had to stand and watch on the side. in the end it decided to ignore this irrelevant information. :neobot_confused:
:neobot_wave: number of other visored entities met: 1.
:robotkin_flag: maximum repetitions of the word 'robot' before they got it: 6.
:neofox_scream: number of pupmaskers waffed at: 37.
:nonbinary_flag: gender ratio of [guapa, guape, guapo]: 50:10:1.
:neobot_hug_haj_heart: number of pats for prof. dr. W. Dolphin: integer overflow.
