Corrected. Thank you.

The fish represents society. The blue raspberry represents the various economic structures we’ve created and the Tylenol represents self-medication and the desire to simultaneously exist and not exist. The dog represents religion.

Shut up. 😡

I confess to tapping the speaker icon in the corner. I must be punished.

Black Sabbath’s self titled 1970 debut.

Generations of metalheads the world over owe their lives, allegiance, and gratitude to Tommy’s fucked up hand.

I kinda like that I’ve managed to cultivate an internet experience for myself where I learn about major world events from a small shitposting community.

You telling me a shrimp caused this extinction level event?

What’s a subreddit?

Who’s a good girl!!! Yeah you! You’re the goodest girl! Yes you are!!!

OP scratches gf behind her ears, puts her outside, fucks the dog.

“Hello me!”

She’s proven she can handle herself.

Dear lord when violet08 sees this she’s gonna post nonstop for like a week.

Sometimes my YouTube feed creates something akin to poetry...

https://sh.itjust.works/post/56006694

Psh! I don’t need a bidet to experience this.

That just means your meal was freshly picked from the burrito tree. Geesh, some people…

After all, what is Star Wars if not an endless parade of retcons?

It was an ‘86 Renault Alliance. My dad would take me to random empty parking lots to practice. I remember all us kids in the neighborhood were about the same age and it was a major competition to see who could get their license first. I don’t remember who did. It wasn’t me.

Years later, when I was out of the military and starting college, my dad got me a ‘91 Nissan pickup. It was a manual transmission, and I didn’t know how to drive one. He said, “by the time you get it home, you’ll know how to drive a stick.” So I drove it home, and by the time I got it home, I still didn’t know how to drive a stick.

Join me and we can rule the galaxy as husband and wife!

But who’s gonna fly it???