Floaty Birb

he/him. here to quack at the void.

sewer socialist trash mammal.
the world's leading advocate of building an
irascible foe of the Lombards

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4 8 15 16 23 42Taweret@timeloop.cafe
2026-02-06

whatever else you say about Melville the line "From hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee." does go extremely hard

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The Brynnch, they/themFrazzledBrynn@glitterkitten.co.uk
2026-02-06

Draw forg?? :FroggieHmm:

#FatFrogFriday

A simple scribble of a cute plump frog, with handwriting saying "It's fat frog friday! Draw a forg"
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2026-02-06

whatever happens in life, always remember that the bug emoji is perfectly positioned to play the sax emoji 🎷🐛

Floaty Birbfloatybirb
2026-02-06

oh no im buying more books dont judge me
books everywhere all the books
gonna make a book fort

Floaty Birbfloatybirb
2026-02-06

@sluttymayo the "B" stands for "Battle" and "Bellicosity" and also "Bitches" because the Mycenaeans were like that.

the "A" stands for "Alcohol" and "Athletic" because the Minoans liked parties and also jumping over cows, which is an athleticism. It also stands for "Atlantis" because mermaids and water and shit.

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2026-02-06

hey, once you're done using your time machine to tell ben franklin to define positive and negative the other way around in electricity, can i use it to beat up historians kung fu style so that linear b is the one we haven't deciphered and linear a is the one we have? linear b is just a more compelling phrase so i feel it should be the more mysterious one. hashtag subtoot

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2026-02-06

The best big cat of them all coming up with the full 2026 Totally Tanked treatment.

Streaming live the weekend of 21 February. Set your notifications and get your local timings at: youtube.com/live/Lwpvymo6Qrc?f

YouTube thumbnail featuring a Leopard 2 tank
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Inspirational Skeletor💀skeletor@mas.to
2026-02-06
You are personally responsible for becoming more ethical than the society you grew up in. Says Skeletor thinking wow this won’t be too hard will it.
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Lesley Carhart :unverified:hacks4pancakes@infosec.exchange
2026-02-06

I’ve had it with weird nerds shitting on Academy so thankfully I’m a bigger weird nerd.

-hacks4pancakes- • 4h
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"How dare these 17 year old kids not act like Picard or Geordi?"
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mojorific • 11m
Missing the point entirely. It portrays them as dumb, so they can't put them in unrealistic situations. "I swallowed my com-badge" is not something a cadet would say.
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I can't decide whether the worst medical incident I had to deal with as a Sergeant in the military with trainees was the 19 year old who shocked his friend with a camera flash capacitor or the 20 year old who tried to sterilize himself with a radar dish so no, these seem unfortunately plausible.
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2026-02-06
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2026-02-06

Any suggestions for where to buy used books online for decent prices? Not expecting thrift store prices, but if they’re asking $5 off the price of a new book, they can kick rocks. 🙂

#books

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2026-02-06

What music player do people use on Linux?

Floaty Birbfloatybirb
2026-02-06

@kzodasnowman I'm mostly using Audacious now but there are a bunch of other ptions.

I think I used to use XMMS because it looked like winamp.

Floaty Birbfloatybirb
2026-02-06

waving the magic wand that turns AI "prompt engineers" into bronze age shipbuilders

Floaty Birbfloatybirb
2026-02-06

@Plurivox I extremely like the bright red horse on the leafy background

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2026-02-06

I don’t need ChatGPT. I just have to post on Mastodon ‘I don’t know this thing’ and all of my autistic acquaintances converge here to explain things to me

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Floaty Birbfloatybirb
2026-02-06

I stole this meme to remind fediverse of the ancient Minoans; it is important to respect the bronze age seafaring societies.

top: ancient fresco of three women from Crete, captioned: "Neat, it's the Minoans!"

middle heading: "They invented:" 
middle object: the Phaistos Disc, a disc of clay with stamped symbols, labelled as "linear a"
(note: the Phaistos disc is not actually written in linear A; we must forgive the meme for this imprecision; both linear A and the phaistos disc symbols appear to be Minoan inventions)

bottom heading: "Which they used to talk about:"
bottom object: Fresco of a bull leaping ritual, labelled "???"

conclusion: "they had a lot of fun"
Floaty Birbfloatybirb
2026-02-06

("Minoan" is the modern name for a civilization that was on the island of Crete in the Mediterranean in the Bronze Age, named after the legendary King with a Minotaur.

We don't know much about them; they invented writing that we still can't read, but they painted some cool frescoes and seem like mostly chill dudes.

the Bronze Age Greeks later conquered them and borrowed their writing system for Greek, then their descendants forgot how to read it but later invented their own alphabet.)

Floaty Birbfloatybirb
2026-02-06

yo some people in Crete made a replica of a bronze-age Minoan galley and rowed it around.

that is incredibly cool

here's an article about how they constructed it:

kosmossociety.org/the-improvis

Floaty Birbfloatybirb
2026-02-06

@aronia arigateaux! kirais da.

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