@NuclearOatmeal @sunumbral this is rad

There is a real, recognized religion based on The Big Lebowski called Dudeism. I guess it is based on Taoism, but yeah that’s nuts.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dudeism?wprov=sfti1

One thing that is good about the Epstein Files is that everyone on earth is going to know what the term ‘[REDACTED]’ means by week’s end

Just as a heads up: you should not go deep sea diving and take a plane within 24 hours because you may get The Bends

And man, The Bends will absolutely end you up in a hard way. It is said to be the most excruciating death.

So just, yanno, don’t do that

Did you know that sales of the board game Jenga plummeted for about a year after 9/11 because people were triggered by the idea of towers falling?

True story

@theplaguedoc lmaooo that’s awesome

The Olympics is so weird because it has already started even though the opening ceremony isn’t for like 4 days. And on top of that, some events don’t end until after the closing ceremonies

Dude there is this trend in orca whales where they wear hats made of fish and it’s like a fashion thing. You can see it in Seattle’s Puget Sound once in a while

The Devil Wears Salmon

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salmon_hat?wprov=sfti1#

Streaming sports apps have the dumbest cyber-security. I mean nobody uses them once the season is over and every time on opening day, it’s like a goldfish-brained bouncer:

Who are you and what are you doing here??

I guess the guy who paid to be here and has for years?

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men, doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

Oh! And one for my fiancée!

*gets on a knee*

Would you do the the honor of…

*everyone* - AWWWW! uwu

”I have outlived so many plastic surgeons”

-Dolly Parton

Did you know The Wild West amazingly had stricter gun laws than the US does now? Because larger towns like Wichita and Denver etc. were so important to Western expansion that they would make everyone check their guns before entering a city so nobody would start shooting each other

There used to be this insane app called Spireworks where you could change the colors of various buildings. I got stoned one night & changed the Chrysler Building to all green because of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. And it worked!

No idea if it works anymore, that’s on you boo

https://www.spireworks.org/

So I apparently live on the ice planet Hoth now.

Fun times!

I wonder if people who drive snowplows favorite Simpsons episode is the Mr. Plow one

🤷‍♂️ could be

So some giant snowstorm is expected to hit about half the US and somehow it is going to be like 90° in Florida. How and what??

It’s weird to think how the role of Winston Zeddemore in Ghostbusters was written by Dan Aykroyd specifically for Eddie Murphy, but he turned it down to make Beverly Hills Cop instead

That casting would have completely changed that franchise

@Kierkegaanks you gotta keep an eye out on it! Lol

Everyone on earth: Americans are stupid! They base their primary level of accuracy on a king’s foot??

Americans: And that’s somehow not weirder than what the meter is based on?

Just saw the 2026 Oscar nominations announcements and Michael B. Jordan really is the Michael Jordan of acting