David Penfold :verified:

Too old to rock and roll, too young to die. Vegan and anarchism curious.

Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers. But mainly bad jokes stolen from justthetalk.co.uk/thehaven/174

Officially not right in the noggin #ʘ‿ʘ

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David Penfold :verified:davep@infosec.exchange
2026-02-14

Managed to finish The Housemaid and it kind of went how I expected, but the last scene was *chef's kiss*.

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David Penfold :verified:davep@infosec.exchange
2026-02-13

She's way ahead of me...

“The human microbiome and the human body are so tightly connected that they should be regarded as a single, extremely complex system,” says Segata. “Rather than discussing the causal role of the first with respect to the second, we should investigate how the overall system is linked to healthy or unhealthy states and to healthy and unhealthy diets.”

David Penfold :verified:davep@infosec.exchange
2026-02-13

@Em0nM4stodon And I will punch them

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Inspirational Skeletor💀skeletor@mas.to
2026-02-13
It fell a long time ago but never gave up. Ok new plan, says Skeletor “rooting” for the tree lol
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Impeach||GTFO :usasos:DaveFlater@infosec.exchange
2026-02-13

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David Penfold :verified:davep@infosec.exchange
2026-02-13

@Lana 👌

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𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶 "not yet begun to fight"Lana@beige.party
2026-02-13

Pick the best fallacy

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2026-02-13
David Penfold :verified:davep@infosec.exchange
2026-02-13

I'm about 35% through The Housemaid and I'm not sure I can continue as it's scaring the shit out of me and nothing has really happened yet...

David Penfold :verified:davep@infosec.exchange
2026-02-13

Two weeks 😱

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David Penfold :verified:davep@infosec.exchange
2026-02-13

@mhoye If Avril Lavigne had married JRR Tolkien, Roald Dahl and Christopher Walken, she could have been a Walken-Tolkien-Lavigne-Dahl.

David Penfold :verified:davep@infosec.exchange
2026-02-13

@VickForcella @Scmbradley

Where A = 1 and Z = 26 I think you'll find I'm correct 😁

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2026-02-13

A good hair day.

Two Highland Cows.
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2026-02-13
David Penfold :verified:davep@infosec.exchange
2026-02-13

@miodvallat @matthieu
J'ai finalement pigé la blague de Matthieu 🤪

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2026-02-13

It’s arrived @wendynather

ChatGPT Magic 8 Ball, with box and badge ‘AI SLOP IS NOT ART CHATBOTS ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS’
David Penfold :verified:davep@infosec.exchange
2026-02-13

A friend of mine has a copy of the Torment Nexus.

Props to MajorWhipple.

"A superlative science fiction novel"

"Don't Create the Torment Nexus!" by S.F. Reiter

Brown background with four naked people in torment. The figures are part of a statue on Hove seafront.
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Anarchist Quotesanarchistquotes@todon.eu
2026-02-13

May the enemies of the people be terrified at the unexpected awakening.
-- Alexander Berkman

#anarchism #quote #bot

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2026-02-13

no, of course I don't repeatedly check anyone's profile for a recurring post on the day of; that would be weird, and I'm weirdn't

David Penfold :verified: boosted:
2026-02-13

I don't think i have right shrieking voice to be a curler. If I yell that much ill get emotional and start crying

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