Christine Sætre-esque

Fan of wit, science, logic, tech (day job). Enjoyed fact based debate when it was a thing.

#expat #ui #software #engineering #coding #devops #webapps #infosec #humor #edtech #hiking
Residing in #norway

Many many other places
There’s No need to know
Lang
EN / NO / SE / DK
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2026-02-13
Een kat zit aan de binnenkant van het venster op de vensterbank en kijkt naar buiten naar een hert in een besneeuwd landschap. Het hert heeft geweien en staat dicht bij het raam, waardoor een leuke ontmoeting tussen de twee dieren ontstaat gescheiden door glas.
Christine Sætre-esquecsaetre@techhub.social
2026-02-11
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2026-02-11

If you need a metric as to whether someone has an ear for language and reads a lot, ask them if they think automatic translation is good enough for fiction now. Anyone who answers yes has absolutely no idea what they're talking about.

#books #llm #ai #language #translation #fiction

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The Tech Entrepeneurtechblazeemail
2026-02-11

The “strangler” pattern is named after a tree, not an act of violence

alexwlchan.net/notes/2026/stra

Christine Sætre-esquecsaetre@techhub.social
2026-02-10

Meetings by chance.
The only kind I like.

#meetings

Christine Sætre-esquecsaetre@techhub.social
2026-02-09

@atlefren
Bra poeng.

Mens vi klager ;) Jeg blir litt irritert på tid vi må bruke på locale-aware sorteringsbiblioteker bare for å alfabetisere.

Christine Sætre-esquecsaetre@techhub.social
2026-02-09

@atlefren
Eller ….
(forbereder meg på din vrede)

En sjarmerende levning fra en gal tid med «vi gjør det på vår egen måte». Ikke ulikt nynorsk.

@vegard_berget

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antonin jousseantoninjss
2026-02-09

Do you remember France TV's “Tokyo Reverse” experiment?

Blog post here to talk about this film and its virtual reality aspect:
antoninjousse.com/BLOG/ENGLISH

blakc and whote photo of a man who walk in the tokyo's street
Christine Sætre-esquecsaetre@techhub.social
2026-02-09

Crazy dialogue!
Setting: Game developer engineering meeting in China.

Engineer 1: Can I write it in C?

Engineer 2: Stop with the C.

Engineer 3: JAVA is the best.

Engineer 4: It’s fine. It’s not a huge issue.
Let’s end the meeting.

🤣

Then …. All meeting participants smile, nod, and agree without further comment!!!

Not one of those lines could ever happen as written IRL.
#engineering #fairytales #funny

Christine Sætre-esquecsaetre@techhub.social
2026-02-08

Meeting by chance is no

Christine Sætre-esquecsaetre@techhub.social
2026-02-05

@atlefren
Jeg tror flere NO/SE/DK hjem mente at purreløk var en erstatning for hvitløk. Husker sterke reaksjoner på 90-tallet som sa at det var et «forferdelig, illeluktende, fremmed krydder».

Christine Sætre-esquecsaetre@techhub.social
2026-02-04

Stopped for the gulls swirling delightfully in circles overhead.

Seagulls are protected in Norway, earning plenty of contentious opinions I care not to engage. Yesterday they were beautiful. #photo

Photo. Seagulls in the foreground, mid flight and silhouetted against the pale blue morning sky. 1 of 2Photo. Seagulls in the foreground, mid flight and silhouetted against the pale blue morning sky. 2 of 2
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Tiffany Litiffanycli
2026-02-01

Federal judge has ordered the release of Liam Ramos (the bunny hat boy) and his father from U.S. immigration detention. A brief and rather remarkable order. Clearly written to be shared widely, so please do. storage.courtlistener.com/reca

Ultimately, Petitioners may, because of the arcane United States immigration system, return to
their home country, involuntarily or by self-deportation. But that result should occur through a more
orderly and humane policy than currently in place.
Philadelphia, September 17, 1787: "Well, Dr. Franklin, what do we have?" "A republic, if you
can keep it."
With a judicial finger in the constitutional dike,
It is so ORDERED.
SIGNED this 31st day of February, 2026.
7um Jing
FRED BIERY
UNITED STATES DISTRICT JUDGE
Credit: Bystander
Matthew 19:14
John 11:35

There is also the photo of the boy from the viral stories included.
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:privTri: Volpeon :areon3NSmol:volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
2026-01-31

How to make your home more thrilling

Photo of the inside of a very minimalistic house. In the center of the floor are stairs leading downward with walls on the sides. Sandwiched between the walls, and thus right above the stairs, is a boulder.
Christine Sætre-esquecsaetre@techhub.social
2026-01-31

“The names are wild”, my sister remarked as she scanned the submitted resumes. She began reading them aloud and slowly:

“ …
- Cyre
- Margarita
- Celestial
- Chardonnay
… “

#portlandia like moments #oregon

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Stefano Marinellistefano@bsd.cafe
2026-01-30

This one beats them all and it’s going to make me laugh until tonight:

“I’ve been assigned to carry out a penetration test on a server you manage. The test will be performed from the outside, since the perimeter security needs to be assessed. In order to perform the test, I therefore ask you to disable any firewall, protection, blacklist. If any of these are in place, the server might not be reachable and could prevent the assessment.”

I had to read it three times just to make sure I’d understood it properly.

#IT #SysAdmin #HorrorStories

Christine Sætre-esquecsaetre@techhub.social
2026-01-30

@oantolin
First thought: You are being punked.
Second thought: The topic is Typography

Christine Sætre-esque boosted:
2026-01-30

(And for the love of God ignore anyone who's telling you not to use Signal right now, every alternative is meaningfully worse for the vast majority of people)

Christine Sætre-esque boosted:
2026-01-30

A few weeks ago I posted an ad looking for a large tripod to better support my new 8x10 camera. A fellow responded from a town about an hour away. He said he had a “comically large” tripod that should work.

I WAS UNPREPARED

Pictured: An average sized human male with a comically large tripod.

Me with a comically large tripod
Christine Sætre-esque boosted:
2026-01-30

Tomorrow I'm manning a door at a Non-Fic Festival for the Writers' Union. Serious business: they've told me to wear a suit jacket! I usually only do that when serving as a layman judge or at funerals.

#Fashion historians, take note of this data point: 53-y-o man in 2026 with Leftie opinions and a halting academic career believes that the suit jacket is an alien thing, associated with businesspeople and politicians. Not to mention the necktie!

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