Corporate Zombie Survival

Surviving the workplace apocalypse one strategy at a time. 🧟 Humor, hacks, and human-first thinking for professionals who refuse to become corporate zombies. Join the resistance → [corporatezombiesurvival.com] @nicholastana








Corporate Zombie Survivalcorporatezombiesurvival
2026-02-04

Saw a job listing today for a “Senior Preditor.”
Typos are funny—until they feel a little too accurate.
In a market shaped by layoffs and urgency, the language slips. And sometimes it reveals more than intended.

Stay alert out there.

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Corporate Zombie Survivalcorporatezombiesurvival
2026-01-12

The CEO-as-king model rewards failure, punishes workers, and concentrates risk in one untouchable role. This essay explores why boards cling to zombie leadership—and how distributed power creates resilience instead.

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Corporate Zombie Survivalcorporatezombiesurvival
2025-12-29

What happens when corporations optimize away the people who buy their products? This article explores AI automation, lost wages, and why efficiency without demand is a dead end. corporatezombiesurvival.com/th

Corporate Zombie Survivalcorporatezombiesurvival
2025-12-22

Scarcity-driven workplaces collapse from the inside. This article looks at why generosity—done strategically—is a survival skill, not a soft ideal.
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Corporate Zombie Survivalcorporatezombiesurvival
2025-12-17

The startup “death march” isn’t momentum—it’s a warning sign.

This article outlines five growth mistakes that turn creative teams into corporate zombies, and what sustainable leadership actually looks like instead.

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Corporate Zombie Survivalcorporatezombiesurvival
2025-12-08

Humility isn’t weakness—it's core to surviving dysfunctional workplaces.
In our newest Corporate Zombie Survival Guide article, we examine how human error becomes a map, not a downfall.

Corporate Zombie Survivalcorporatezombiesurvival
2025-12-01

The U.S. healthcare system is experiencing a slow-motion collapse driven by outdated habits and silent structural failures.
Our newest article examines why old patterns no longer protect patients and offers a practical toolkit for navigating today’s environment of rising costs, shrinking networks, and surprise billing. corporatezombiesurvival.com/be

Corporate Zombie Survivalcorporatezombiesurvival
2025-11-24

The most dangerous infection in the corporate apocalypse isn’t automation or AI—it’s the death of curiosity.
When companies stop asking Why, they lose creativity, empathy, and direction.
Nicholas Tana’s latest Corporate Zombie Survival Guide shows how reviving curiosity can bring your business—and yourself—back to life.

Corporate Zombie Survivalcorporatezombiesurvival
2025-11-10

Most organizations are halfway to the grave, lost in silos and confusion.
Nicholas Tana’s new article in The Corporate Zombie Survival Guide explores how Knowledge Management revives consciousness, restores collaboration, and turns chaos into intelligence.

Corporate Zombie Survivalcorporatezombiesurvival
2025-11-04

Every new graduate knows the experience paradox—no one hires without experience, and you can’t get experience without being hired.
Nicholas Tana’s latest Corporate Zombie Survival Guide piece shows how to survive the corporate apocalypse by building your own résumé through action and creativity.

Corporate Zombie Survivalcorporatezombiesurvival
2025-10-28

After years in both corporate offices and horror filmmaking, I’ve learned the monsters aren’t just on screen.

In my interview with Monster Complex, I talk about using zombies as a metaphor for burnout, conformity, and lost creativity — and how my Corporate Zombie Survival Guide helps people fight back.

Read the full feature:
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Corporate Zombie Survivalcorporatezombiesurvival
2025-10-27

Empathy isn’t weakness—it’s what keeps civilization alive.
Nicholas Tana’s new article explores how compassion outlasts competition in the corporate apocalypse.
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Corporate Zombie Survivalcorporatezombiesurvival
2025-10-13

The consumption contagion has spread through society and business alike. It’s the hunger for “more” that never ends—draining our creativity, ethics, and satisfaction. Learn how survivors fight back by focusing on what truly sustains them.

Corporate Zombie Survivalcorporatezombiesurvival
2025-10-06

In the corporate zombie apocalypse, the still are devoured first.
Learn how to survive, adapt, and outrun stagnation:
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Corporate Zombie Survivalcorporatezombiesurvival
2025-09-22
Corporate Zombie Survivalcorporatezombiesurvival
2025-09-15

Sociopathic CEOs aren’t rare—they’re a recurring archetype. Fueled by charm, fear, and ruthless self-preservation, they sacrifice people to protect power. You can’t change them—but you can survive them.
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Corporate Zombie Survivalcorporatezombiesurvival
2025-09-08

In zombie lore, the Watch guards the wall. In corporate life, that’s HR. Their loyalty runs upward—to leadership and the company—not to you. Survivors protect themselves with documentation and by speaking HR’s language.
Full article: corporatezombiesurvival.com/wh

Corporate Zombie Survivalcorporatezombiesurvival
2025-08-25

Retirement isn’t the end of the fight—it’s a shift in the battlefield.
đź§ź Guard against the Inflation Zombie.
🤝 Build your survival squad.
đź’Ş Find your new mission.
Full guide here:
corporatezombiesurvival.com/gr

Corporate Zombie Survivalcorporatezombiesurvival
2025-08-18

Corporate zombism numbs minds, kills empathy, and crushes creativity.
It’s more common than you think—here’s how to spot it and cure it:
corporatezombiesurvival.com/ho

Corporate Zombie Survivalcorporatezombiesurvival
2025-08-16

A healthy work-life balance requires boundaries. When you’re away from work, be truly away — in mind as well as body. This weekend, set the screens aside and let yourself fully inhabit the moments you can’t get back.

A poolside zombie reaching for a yellow colored drink.

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