I was talking to my husband about how he has really nice dark and thick eyelashes, similar to the smoke show that is Richard from LOST, and he was like"STOP! you're going to make my confidence hit the ceiling!" and I was like "Babe, you're already up on the skylight with your balls slapping against the window like an agitated baboon" so don’t tell me I don’t know about romance.

One of the most entertaining things about Mastodon is that I can read a thread of something like 27 posts and still have absolutely no clue of what it’s about. There are so many varied interests here of which I know nothing that I can do that every single day and still find new stuff about which I am completely clueless.

@woe2you @pharmafemboy @catsalad@infosec.exchange om nom nom

Testing please ignore

:3

@NuclearOatmeal @cR0w @catsalad@infosec.exchange *peeks from the ceiling* :blobcatpeekaboo:

When all these people act like this Epstein Files problem is too big, and there's no way we could possibly round up, and prosecute all the people in them, remember, in the last year around 400,000 people have been arrested by ICE.

This isn't a Witch Hunt, it's a Rapist Hunt.

THERE IS NO HONOR WITHOUT ALT TEXT.

Remember: a healthy furry population is necessary for keeping local pray animals in check.

@thomholwerda @catsalad@mastodon.social In a hacker hoodie! :3

How hot do you think Freud's mom was?

#unwanted #urges #graham #cracker #calm

Deleted my post about deleting my post regarding post deletion on Fedi, because it way too many deleted references.

Teeth are trending 🦷

everyone knows that true success is defined by having a second refrigerator in your home

Nothing prepared me for fries with ketchup. This world is rife with sin.

For the price of a bag of Doritos a day, you could sponsor a shitposter like me.

“What’s up with the giant black rectangle behind me? Is that supposed to be a chalkboard or something?”

[waves hand] these aren't the shitposts you're looking for

lofi hip hop radio beats to relax/resist the fascists to