Elena :blobcatcoffee:

I will comply. Maliciously.

Elena :blobcatcoffee:byruit@oldbytes.space
2026-02-09

“Can I call you just a second?” :kitten_knifepeek:

Elena :blobcatcoffee:byruit@oldbytes.space
2026-02-08

It was also available in PINK :neocat_aww:

Bang & Olufsen BeoCom 1000
Elena :blobcatcoffee:byruit@oldbytes.space
2026-02-08

Di grazia, perché c'è un McZee mezzo nudo che mi dice che si è "divertito" a stampare un documento....?

McZee Creative Writer
Elena :blobcatcoffee: boosted:
a very weeny construct 💀pho4cexa@tiny.tilde.website
2026-01-31

crts literally only want one thing and it's fucking degaussing

Elena :blobcatcoffee: boosted:
2026-01-29

> "free" bsd
> look inside
> jail

Elena :blobcatcoffee:byruit@oldbytes.space
2026-01-18

@skinnylatte so… they replaced Fabio with a shiny robot…? 😳

Elena :blobcatcoffee: boosted:
2026-01-18

I’ve given up trying to understand billboards in this city

#SanFrancisco #Billboard

A strange billboard in the Mission that has a retro old timey gone with the wind style illustration of a woman holding a phone being hugged by a robot. The text says ‘customer service that actually cares’
Elena :blobcatcoffee: boosted:
Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw:catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-14

Only the most refined and sophisticated books make it to my coffee table 🧐

Cover image of a book titled Sexy Cats by J.C. Suares showing a white cat laying on some silk while wearing only a fancy hat and a pearl necklace.
Elena :blobcatcoffee:byruit@oldbytes.space
2026-01-13

RE: infosec.exchange/@paco/1158858

It's important! :neocat_heart:

Elena :blobcatcoffee: boosted:
2026-01-12

Friends Are Like Stars*
Caveat Frog

An illustration of a frog looking up at a clear starry night’s sky

FRIENDS ARE LIKE STARS*
* rapidly accelerating away from you

Jaunty Art 26
Elena :blobcatcoffee: boosted:
2026-01-08

TIL: "If the last entry in a crontab is missing the newline, cron will consider the crontab (at least partially) broken and refuse to install it."

It does so silently. I didn't know that.
May this piece of information save you time.

Elena :blobcatcoffee: boosted:
2026-01-07

Indeed.

WARNING: LOGIC ERRORS IN PROGRAMS USING 32-BIT POINTERS MAY BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR COMPUTER!
From the Desmet C manual.
Elena :blobcatcoffee:byruit@oldbytes.space
2026-01-04

I’m with Diana
#acnl

Animal Crossing New Leaf
Elena :blobcatcoffee:byruit@oldbytes.space
2026-01-03

I want my MTV 🎶
wantmymtv.xyz/

#mtv

Elena :blobcatcoffee:byruit@oldbytes.space
2026-01-01

Happy New Year :neocat_sign_aaa:

Elena :blobcatcoffee: boosted:
2025-12-30

RE: mastodon.schle.nz/@fabian/1158

Important privacy consideration: you might leave analog footprints behind after #39c3

Elena :blobcatcoffee: boosted:
2025-12-30

I‘m missing my shoes at #39c3, when I left the Nap Lab at around 20:30 they were not there anymore, I assume someone took them by accident. If you took them please bring them back, I have to leave this building somehow at some point. I‘m reachable at DECT 2576.

They are grey Lowa Toro Pro GTX Mid (or very similar model by Lowa) in 46 or 46.5. There are still some similar shoes there but if I take any I likely just pass on the problem to someone else, so I won’t do that.

#lostandfound is informed but could not help me.

Elena :blobcatcoffee: boosted:
Nicole Expressnicole@oldbytes.space
2025-12-29

time to rewatch the 1987 diet coke commercial, i assume this is 100% accurate to what the 1980s were like all the time, including the mermaids youtube.com/watch?v=30dho5Ss8WI

Elena :blobcatcoffee:byruit@oldbytes.space
2025-12-29

The world would be a better place if we all had this phone :neocat_heart:

#39c3

Garfield Phone
Elena :blobcatcoffee: boosted:
CCC event ISDN/POTS networkc3isdn@chaos.social
2025-12-28

c3isdn announces availability of IPv6 access via PPP dialup over analog Modems! Dial 91910 and username 39c3 / password 39c3. #modem #retronetworking #retrocomputing #39c3 #dialup

Client Info

Server: https://mastodon.social
Version: 2025.07
Repository: https://github.com/cyevgeniy/lmst