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A photoof a market square taken through the window of a café. It is a wet and windy day in eastern England.

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TIL English professional footballer Charlie Oatway, is actually called 'Anthony Philip David Terry Frank Donald Stanley Gerry Gordon Stephen James Oatway'. His parents named him after the entire 1973 first team squad. His Auntie said "he'd look a right Charlie" and that name stuck.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Oatway
#til #todayilearned
https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/1qwus57/til_english_professional_footballer_charlie/

@AstonMartinF1 Is this kit sponsored by Epstein too?

@houseofegregious No worries, frendo. Take care.

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LOL when someone asks you your honest opinion, insists on it even, and then they get mad or take offense.

@jstangroome The Guardian has been doing this for a while.

Why are the plushies on the floor?

This is not comfy for them.

Did I grammar correctly?

I was today years old when I found out what a Filbert is.

Is it some sort of sign of aging when you start finding Bill Engvall funny?

#Worried

This was in the gift shop.

What does it have to do with a museum's gift shop? And what the heck does it mean?

The only answers I can envision are based in debauchery.

A photo of a mannequin bust wearing a long sleeved t-shirt. It shows a wide eyed turkey and the slogan Gobble til you wobble.

I visited an old apothecary today.

Any of you got a toothache? I snagged some preem cocaine...

#pharmacy #pharmacology #apothecary #Norwich

A photo of a glass-encased Apothecary from the victorian period. It shows the preparation room. There are many wooden shelves in which sits many, many glass bottles of tincture and tonic. A white lab coat in hanging on a stand in the far wall, and on the desks are mortars and pestles, funnels, and bounded receipts.

I didn't get ice cream. I couldn't go out because I'm out of spoons. Instead, I got some cereal. I put a good spoon of ground flaxseed for extra fibre.

Oh my god, I'm never doing that again.

@Guillotine_Jones Well, if it were called DEAD HOUSE, I'd expect it to be a carnivore-only restaurant.

This building's name I walked by today.

What.

#Norwich #ALIVEHOUSE

A photo of the top part of a former church proclaiming the name ALIVE HOUSE.

@Scott If they contain gluten, I yeet them into orbit.

Sans gluten, most dippable.

@Scott See? This is the sort of ice cream wisdom you just don't get outside the Fediverse.

Ice cream ahoy!

I just made a spicy stir-fry. I ate it. It was good.

I now want ice cream. I feel I need ice cream. I don't have ice cream. I should do something about not having ice cream.

There is a baby staring at me with a huge smile.

I cant stop laughing.

@peterdrake What will this be?

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