Allus Miserable

Wrong side of 50, in Yorkshire, UK (but don't hold that against me)!

Dad of 3 and an utterly adorable dog, Wally!

Mad keen fan .

IT and test manager (most recently in Defect Management) in the financial sector. Any job offers greatly received!

Interested in:

, distance walking, the outdoors, , , ,

Gin drinker with the occasional Guinness but if it's cold and wet I'll give it a bash.

I'm Allus Miserable but not always miserable.

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Zhi Zhu πŸ•ΈοΈZhiZhu@newsie.social
2025-02-25

A rough calculation of how many hours, weeks, years of govt work were wasted by the Musk #5Bullets email debacle.

Assuming 2,300,000 govt workers spent just 15 minutes dealing with Musk's email, then:

2,300,000 x 15 = 34,500,000 minutes
divided by 60 into hours = 575,000 hours
divided by 40 into work weeks = 14,375 weeks
divided by 52 into years = 276.4 years

#ElonMusk wasted 276.4 years worth of work

That’s the Dept of Govt Efficiency for you.

#DOGE #Musk #Trump #Meme #Memes

Meme with a drawing of a man with a calculator on the left and the following text on the right:

A rough calculation of how many hours, weeks, years of government work were wasted by the Musk 5-Bullets email debacle.
   
Assuming 2,300,000 government workers spent just 15 minutes dealing with Musk's email, then:
   
2,300,000 x 15 = 34,500,000 minutes
divided by 60 into hours = 575,000 hours
divided by 40 into work weeks = 14,375 weeks
divided by 52 into years =  276.4 years
   
Elon Musk wasted 276.4 years worth of work
   
That’s the Dept of Government Efficiency for you.
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nixCraft 🐧nixCraft
2025-02-24

Ladies, no shade, but if he's:
* rock solid
* open for ideas
* always running
* universally respected by many
* known for great things
* intimidating to newcomers
* available 24x7 for you
* pure power to lift heavy loads
* 28+ years old
That's not your man, that's the Linux Operating System.

Allus Miserableallusmiserable
2025-02-23

@tricotfeelya @christineburns Such insight....πŸ™„
Maybe nod to the main topic first, then dive into the language quirks? πŸ€”

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Missing The PointMissingThePt
2025-02-23

Embarrassing that Germany is now better at defeating Nazis than America is. We used to own them on that.

Allus Miserableallusmiserable
2025-02-23

@juanky Sounds like a grok of shit to me πŸ€”

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2025-02-22
Two pie charts, one above the other. The top chart is labeled: How rich people get rich (according to rich people). The three segments of the top pie are labeled: 1) a can-do attitude, 2) hard work, 3) gumption. The bottom chart is labeled: How rich people get rich (for real). The bottom pie is split into two segments labeled: 1) merciless exploitation of the working class, and 2) birth lottery.
Allus Miserableallusmiserable
2025-02-22

Yes, it looks EXACTLY like me....

Allus Miserableallusmiserable
2023-01-18

@MacropodCare@mastodon.au @airspeedswift
I think the point is the OP right-clicked a link in a mastodon post and copied it then sent it to someone and then noticed that it was a direct link, not full of redirects or tracking.

That's just a guess though.

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Dr. Amy, Psy.D.dramypsyd@ohai.social
2023-01-11

One time in grad school I was in a meeting that Would Not End so I said I had to go because my ride was leaving and afterwards my friend texted me to ask "Didn't you drive yourself today" and I was like "Yeah, I'm my ride and I'm leaving."

Allus Miserableallusmiserable
2023-01-09

@Brexitpirates
...but she mainly pays it 'there'.

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Sean Jones KCSeanJones
2023-01-09

Have I fundamentally misunderstood how rugby works?

Picture shows the English Rugby training centre at Pennyhill Park but the training pitch has football goals
Allus Miserableallusmiserable
2023-01-09

Getting nowhere fast with my job search. Worked in IT for my working life, some 35 years in various roles; service desk management, defect and test management, service design and onboarding.... the list goes on πŸ˜† but can't seem to get 'my foot in the door anywhere. Money is obviously a bit of a worry but it's started to affect my mental health. I rarely leave the house, get next to no exercise, can't concentrate on anything. Hopefully things pick up soon.

Allus Miserableallusmiserable
2023-01-07

@artcameroon
So much good πŸ‘

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Tech News WorldwideTechNews@aspiechattr.me
2023-01-07

Show HN: A 100% free and interactive Python course for coding beginners

futurecoder.io/

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Peering inward toward the center of our Milky Way galaxy, a globular cluster shines bright, 50,000 light-years from Earth.

@NASAHubble is essential to helping scientists study these tightly bound groups of stars found in all types of galaxies. go.nasa.gov/3Zm2o71
#NASA

Allus Miserableallusmiserable
2023-01-05

@markramseydotcom
Artichokes......πŸ€€πŸ‘

Allus Miserableallusmiserable
2023-01-05

Took a day off squonking!

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Joshua HollandJoshuaHolland
2023-01-02

This should be the top story on every news outlet...

"Scientists say planet in midst of sixth mass extinction, Earth's wildlife running out of places to live"

cbsnews.com/news/earth-mass-ex

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